Bronson Arroyo must take drugs

There’s really no other explanation about it. Not good hitting. Not bad pitching. Just juice. And lots of it.

Bronson Arroyo, who, unbeknownst to us, got rid of those sylish cornrows, hit his second homerun of the year Tuesday.

The third inning shot came off Glendon Rusch who Arroyo also took deep last week. It can go without saying that the next time the two face off, Rusch may, well, aim to take Arroyo’s face off. The high heater may be the “high and very fucking inside heater.”

To put Arroyo’s numbers in perspective, here are some perennial sluggers who don’t have two homeruns yet:

-Barry Bonds
-Gary Sheffield
-Jason Giambi

Guess those guys should find Arroyo’s dealer.

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5 Responses

  1. Look at those guns, he must be juicing.

    And Jason Giambi just keeps taking walk after walk.

  2. Add Manny to that list.

    He’s on my fantasy team so I should know.

  3. That last one was me. Sometimes blogger acts funny.

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