Those aren’t tears of joy

-We’re clapping at 49ers’ headquarters, but we think that Vernon Davis is not crying because he’s happy that he got drafted, but rather because he has to go play for the Niners.

-Young Alex Smith is very happy with this pick. He finally has some one besides the other team to throw at. His biggest deep threat is no longer Fred Beasley.

-VD may be the biggest G in this draft. Just look at this guy. He will happily fuck your girlfriend and spread venereal disease all over.

-Jaws said National Football League, instead of NFL. Take 1 drink. (You should be getting pretty loaded by now).

-This draft is going remarkably fast. Cool for you. Not for us. We’re developing carpal tunnel syndrome.

Norv Turner update: 10:10 a.m. PST and Norv is still employed by San Francisco.

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