Happy Fourth of July

When you are spending your holiday doing chores, catching up on sleep and watching re-runs of “Who’s the Boss” getting piss drunk, here are some things to think about while feeling so proud to be an American:

-USA Soccer
-USA Baseball
-USA Hockey
-USA Basketball

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In other news: Jose Canseco returned to the ball field Monday though said he’s considering joining the Tour de France because, “I think I’ll fit in well.”


4 Responses

  1. Did Canseco really say that? That is hilarious whether he did or not…Happy 4th of July!

  2. I saw a bald eagle the other day. I felt patriotic

  3. Don’t forget Americans can’t eat hot dogs either. So sad.

  4. he’ll fit right in tour de france. the organizers of the tour plan to disqualify cyclists who are non users of any kind of drugs.

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