Williams hurt; will seek medicinal marijuana for pain

Ok, so the part about the medicinal marijuana we made up. But c’mon, what’s a post about Ricky Williams without a pot joke?

Williams broke his arm Saturday and is undergoing surgery to fix it as we speak. What the hell is Ricky doing playing football in July, you may ask. Well, if you remember, he’s being paid by the ounce to play for the Toronto Argonauts.

Williams hasn’t exactly been a hit — get it? hit! — in Toronto. He’s averaging less than 60 yards a game and attendance in Toronto is down by over 3,000.

Guess that’s what happens when you sit out on an NFL contract, kick it with monks and prefer the wrong kind of grass. Ain’t karma a bitch?

Now he’s hurt, adding injury to, um, a poor yards per carry average. But sitting out is Ricky’s favorite part about football. It’s just one more excuse to have a night in with Cheech, Chong and “True” Ramonce Taylor.
In other news: Floyd Landis won the Tour de France Sunday after removing his left testicle “for fun.”

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5 Responses

  1. Hahaha. Only in Canada could he actually get medical marijuana for a broken arm, if he tried to.

  2. I wish I could blog as good as you, but what I can do is give you a nice Guitar Lesson!

  3. I don’t think he necessarily has to “try” to get his pot.

    I wonder how happy he was when he found out he was going to miss a month?

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