Mr. Bush (no, not George) may have taken some money that wasn’t his

So remember a while back when there was all that fuss about Reggie Bush’s family taking a house they didn’t pay for or something like that? Yeah, well Reggie and his family may be in a tad bit more trouble.

Yahoo! Sports reports Bush and his family appear to have accepted gifts, money and peep shows worth nearly $100,000 from marketing agents. You can find the details here.

And one of the agents’ names is Michael Michaels. No, he’s not a pornstar. Yes, his parents are fucking cruel.

Because of this, there’s a chance that USC could get stripped of its National Championship and Bush his Heisman Trophy.

We think this is really just pretty weak. Enough is enough. Let Reggie play some football already. Sure, he may have taken some money. He may also have butt-fucked a donkey, but you don’t hear the media going ape shit over that.

Let the athletes play and leave the scandals for the politicians. Like the other Bush.

In other news:
The Arizona Diamondbacks and OF Luis Gonzalez will part ways after the season because Gonzo pissed off Big Bird.

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6 Responses

  1. I’m too shocked by the name Michael Michaels to think any more coherent thoughts. 😀

  2. What do you do with the heisman? Do you take it away from Bush? Do you give it to VY?

  3. It goes to Ron Goldman’s dad.

  4. Luckily for UCLA, they haven’t had anyone good enough to worry about any nefarious sports agents coming around campus.

  5. Your Blog is the best blog I have seen.

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