The easy answer: Look at the picture. Whoa! That shit is probably more air-brushed than a Playboy spread, but still…hello! She looks ripe and eager…(and may be bottomless in that photo)!
The more in-depth answer: Just a hunch, but the name Bonnie Bernstein…gotta be a Jew. (Much like Big Picture favorite, Linda Cohn). Now we’re members of the tribe and we’re always hard-pressed to find some nice Jewish ass. Well, if Bernstein is in fact Jewish (and how the fuck could she not be with that name?!) that would up her hotness 100-fold.
Fine Jewish women are hard to come by, but she’s a knockout — and a decent sideline reporter. She’d be a nice one to settle down with and make the parents happy.
Why we might not:
The easy answer: She’s 36, and again, if she’s Jewish, she’s probably got a nice resume…not a professional resume if you catch our drift. Her number of partners probably mirrors her salary!
The more in-depth answer: Well, this is a bit disturbing:
“During halftime at a 2001 NFL season football game between the Chicago Bears and Jacksonville Jaguars, Bernstein interviewed Dick Jauron, the coach for the Bears at that time. During the interview, she remarked, “Two dicks. Wow!” The play-by-play announcer at that time was Dick Enberg.”
The woman is down for a threesome! Usually a good thing, right? Well, hell yeah. But we get the impression that Bernstein is bossy. She’s the type that demands two dudes and would certainly not fuck around with her hot female friends. If you get the opportunity to hit it with Bonnie, be prepared to see your buddy and his junk right there with you.
All right, folks. Your turn to decide if Bernstein is worth a cheap screw: post a simple “Y” (for yes, “I’d run through that shit”), or “N” (for no, “I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole”) in the comments sections.
- <a href=”Rachel Nichols was 6 “yes” and 2 “no.”
- <a href=”Suzy Kolber was 7 “yes” and 2 “no.”
- <a href=”Melissa Stark was 6 “yes” 0 “no.”
- <a href=”Lisa Salters was 1 “yes” and 5 “no.”
- <a href=”Kit Hoover was 1 “yes” 1 “no.”
- <a href=”Erin Andrews was 8 “yes” and 1 “no.” (The one “no” was from <a href=”NFL Adam who is being talked to about starring in Brokeback Mountain 2.)
- Linda Cohn was was 2 “yes” and 6 “no.”
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