The Fox pregame show is a disgusting effort and Buck is 110% why. The guy should really just step in front of a fucking truck.
The boys over at Kissing Suzy Kolber had a nice piece on Buck Tuesday. Pulled some commentary from around the media and the consensus was that Buck sucks worse than a BJ from this chick.
We don’t like to rant. We really don’t. But Joe Buck just makes us so angry. And we know we’ve mentioned our distaste for him before, but we had to bring our hate of this man to your attention again. We’re by no means violent people, but Buck just makes us want to do mean stuff to him like either this or this (see no. 3).
Buck is so bad, we think he should shoulder the blame for everything that is wrong with this world. War. Blame Buck. Poverty. All his fault. Famine. Guess who? The world would just be a better place without Daddy’s Boy.
And just look at this man. He looks like a fucking ventriloquist doll. Something about him…huge head, combed hair, wide smile that says,”I’m better than you, you fucking asshole.”
Well guess what, Joe? You’re not better than us. Though your pompous-ass should probably be named like Charles Wellington or something fancy sounding like that. Buck is so proper, so arrogant and is happy to tell you that you are inferior to him.
The thought of Buck making money for what he does just boggles the mind. If we were you, Joe, we would look into a witness relocation program. Now.
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