This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a rant

Mike Valenti of the Sports Inferno on Detroit’s 1270 XYT provides you with your Thursday afternoon laugh attack. The radio host provides one of the most outrageous on air rants we’ve ever heard. There’s melting down after a bad loss and then there’s this, which we’ll refer to has as fucking losing it. (You can hear it here).

Valenti is a big Michigan State fan, and, well, he doesn’t take the Spartans loss to Notre Dame well.

Our favorite line Valenti says: “You’re asking Drew Stanton to run the option in Hurricane Katrina!”

What?! Not only does Valenti lose it, he makes no fucking sense while doing it.

Fantastic stuff!

As for Valenti, “I got nothing left. I got nothing left.”

After laughing as hard as we just did, we don’t have anything left either.

A huge hat tip to The House Rock Built via the Wiz.

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5 Responses

  1. wait a minute, I thought a “choke job” was when a girl is going down on you, and then…

    nevermind

  2. That’s some good stuff

  3. I listened longer… it’s gotten to the point that it doesn’t seem real.

  4. i know! just surreal shit!

  5. that rant was so long I had time to take a shit, wait around until I got hungry again, eat something, digest it, wait for it to travel through my intestines, and shit again.

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