Would you do…Pam Oliver?

Why we might:

The easy answer: DSLs (dick sucking lips).

The more in-depth answer: Oliver has just beautiful skin. She was described on some rate-it site as, “Tasty — very vanilla mocha like.”

Sounds good to us. We’re not exactly coffee drinkers, but we know that White Russians have a nice color to them.

Not visible in the photo — remarkably, now that we think of it — is Oliver’s ass. This thing is huuuggge! Ever been to Texas? Yeah, that big. (This is a wonderful thing, by the way).

Video footage doesn’t often have a place in a “Would you do…” post, but this one is too good not to show off Oliver’s luscious backside.

(Big-ups to Dave’s Football Blog for the ass shots).

Why we might not:

The easy answer: FOX.

The more in-depth answer: Oliver may have violent tendencies.

After Oliver said Keyshawn Johnson, then with Dallas, yelled at assistant coach Sean Payton, Keyshawn got pissed and said he was going to spank her with a fucking ruler.

Weird.

When Oliver was asked what she’d do if Keyshawn tried to spank her, she said that she’d punch him the face.

So, we’re mildly concerned that Oliver could kick our ass, which is about as big of a turnoff as it gets; a strong chick who can fight can be hot, but when she could take down her hubby, problems arise.

The answer: We love the ass on Oliver — a perfect 10 — but we’re afraid we may get lost. Does a butt like that come with directions? Anyway, count us in. For the record, let’s call it 2 Long Islands. That’d be just enough liquid courage to get the confidence to explore the uncharted territory that is Oliver’s wonderful, gigantic butt.

All right, folks. Are you brave enough to get jiggy with Oliver’s salt shaker? Post a simple “Y” (for yes, “I’d run through that shit”), or “N” (for no, “I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole”) in the comments sections. Also, feel free to add the number of Long Islands — if any — it would take for you to want to do the nasty with Oliver.

Standings (also found on right sidebar):

–Rachel Nichols was 9 “yes” and 3 “no.”
–Suzy Kolber was 11 “yes” and 2 “no.”
–Melissa Stark was 12 “yes” 0 “no.”
–Lisa Salters was 5 “yes” and 6 “no.”
–Kit Hoover was 2 “yes” 1 “no.”
–Erin Andrews was 14 “yes” and 1 “no.” (The one “no” was from NFL Adam who is being talked to about starring in Brokeback Mountain 2.)
–Linda Cohn was 2 “yes and 6 “no.”
–Bonnie Bernstein was 8 “yes” and 1 “no.”
–Jeanne Zelasko was 2 “yes” and 3 “no.”
–Andrea Kremer was 2 “yes” and 9 “no.”

In other news: After a tear-your-heart-out-and-kill-Eli-Manning-loss to Tennessee, the New York Giants know exactly who the Titans are.