Would you do…Heather Cox?

Why we might:

The easy answer: She was an Olympic volleyball player, meaning she must be pretty flexible which leads to creativity in the sack. She also probably has an in with Apolo Ohno other hot athlete babes. Oh, and her last time is Cox. Coxxx.

The more in-depth answer: Cox is a graduate of the one and only University of the Pacific, a small private school in Stockton, Calif., which, ironically, is nowhere near the ocean. There are about 36 people in the world who give half a shit about UOP, and we are one of them, and know four others.

See, we visit a buddy of ours at UOP every summer and this happens, then this happens. Good times. Since UOP holds such a special place in our heart, we’d definitely have to bang a gal who graduated from this fine institution.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: Heather Cox + sports reporting = verbal diarrhea.

The more in-depth answer: There’s something about Cox’s look that’s a little awkward. Maybe it’s too much make-up, or it’s just that her face looks kinda stretched out. Knowing UOP, we suspect there might be something else sorta stretched out too. She sorta looks like Linda Cohn, but less Jewish, which loses a few points in our book. Oh, and did we mention her last name is Cox?

The answer: By now you better know that we’d pretty much do anyone with a pulse. So yep, we would, but let’s call it 27 Long Islands to get past her strange appearance and to remind us of the splendor of UOP.

All right, folks. Your turn to decide if Cox (xx) is worth nailing: post a simple “Y” (for yes, “I’d run through that shit”), or “N” (for no, “I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole”) in the comments sections. Feel free to mention how many Long Islands you’d need to tell that angel on your shoulder to shut the fuck up and go plug up Cox.

Standings (also found on right sidebar):

Rachel Nichols was 9 “yes” and 3 “no.”
Suzy Kolber was 14 “yes” and 2 “no.”
Melissa Stark was 14 “yes” 0 “no.”
Lisa Salters was 8 “yes” and 6 “no.”
Kit Hoover was 4 “yes” 1 “no.”
Erin Andrews was 17 “yes” and 1 “no.” (The one “no” was from NFL Adam who is being talked to about starring in Brokeback Mountain 2.)
Linda Cohn was 8 “yes and 6 “no.”
Bonnie Bernstein was 8 “yes” and 1 “no.”
Jeanne Zelasko was 2 “yes” and 3 “no.”
Andrea Kremer was 2 “yes” and 9 “no.”
Pam Oliver was 17 “yes” and 5 “no.”

In other news: The Arizona Diamondbacks are interested in acquiring a big unit.


15 Responses

  1. athletes are selfish in bed. Count me as a “no.”

  2. yeah you know, I might be inclined to say no, but give me 5-6 long islands and sing me the UOP fight song and I’d probably be down.

  3. Probably not.

  4. I have a volleyball-playing ex — strong and limber legs. mclean’s got a point: athletes are selfish in the sack, but with women, that works more often than not.

    She’s kind of a butterface, so make it 3 Long Islands and I’ve got a yes.

    As for the UOP, hell, what else are you gonna do in Stockton?

  5. I’m going to change my answer to yes.

  6. Count me as a no

  7. After some deep thought, yeah i’d bang her. Fuck long islands, about 11 key stones.

  8. Not in the Darks no more?
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  9. I vote yes.. after 7 long islands or 12 beers. She’s probably a loud groaner.

  10. A big ol’ Y-E-S from Richie Kotite.

    Whoever posted anonymously above me knows it; volleyball chicks get loud, and NFL Adam is a gaylord. You can’t waffle on something like banging a sideline reporter. You’re in, you’re out or you’re gay.

  11. YY — I’d need a couple of LITs to get it on with Heather. She may be physically flexible, but comes off as being a little boring in the sack. Like she’d let you’d do her only if you got it over with quick.

  12. definite no

  13. Sorry, not a chance

  14. I bet you guys wouldn’t be too cocky about turning her down…. she is gorgeous in person

  15. Yes, Yes, Yes!

    The hair is weird but it’s not the weirdest hairstyle she’s ever had. And really, who’s looking at the hair?

    Face looks overprocessed probably because she was wearing lots of cover-up for the official picture – in reality she’s a total freckle-face. Red hair and freckles – swoon

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