Would you do…Michelle Tafoya?

Why we might:

The easy answer: MILF.

The more in-depth answer: She’s smart. She has a B.A. in Mass Communication from Cal and an MBA from USC. Bright girl.

Intelligence is super sexy and Tafoya is damn smart. She could lecture us about the rise of the Penny Press at the turn of the century and we’d probably pop wood.

She’s also one of the better sideline reporters. She knows her shit and her confidence is a turn on.

And that smirk she has going on in the picture is her way of letting the audience know that she just nailed the cameraman during the commercial break. Sultry minx, that Tafoya is!

Why we might not:

The easy answer: Loose.

The more in-depth answer: Tafoya gave birth to her son Tyler Bruce in 2005. While having a kid gives Tafoya the vital prerequisite to be a MILF, it also means she’s given birth. Like to a child. Like a child came out of her body.


The answer: Tafoya’s looks are modest; she’s cute, but not hot. And she’s in her 40s. We like Tafoya as a reporter and her higher-level education is noble. The whole motherly thing has us a bit concerned. (She’s married to former University of Minnesota baseball player Mark Vandersall, by the way). But if home-wrecking is your thing, maybe Tafoya being a family woman is a plus. For the record, we’ll call it four…err…make it five Long Islands for us to do the humpty dump with Tafoya.

All right, folks. Your turn to decide if Tafoya is worth a cheap screw: post a simple “Y” (for yes, “I’d run through that shit”), or “N” (for no, “I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole”) in the comments sections. Add how many Long Islands it would take to convince you (or her) to get nasty.

Standings (also found on right sidebar):

Rachel Nichols was 14 “yes” and 3 “no.”
Suzy Kolber was 32 “yes” and 3 “no.”
Melissa Stark was 16 “yes” 0 “no.”
Lisa Salters was 11 “yes” and 11 “no.”
Kit Hoover was 7 “yes” 1 “no.”
Erin Andrews was 31 “yes” and 1 “no.” (The one “no” was from NFL Adam who is being talked to about starring in Brokeback Mountain 2.)
Linda Cohn was 8 “yes and 8 “no.”
Bonnie Bernstein was 19 “yes” and 1 “no.”
Jeanne Zelasko was 6 “yes” and 4 “no.”
Andrea Kremer was 6 “yes” and 7 “no.”
Pam Oliver was 24 “yes” and 5 “no.”
Heather Cox was 7 “yes” and 2 “no.”
Michelle Bonner was 13 “yes” and 4 “no.”


24 Responses

  1. No. She’s Jekyll and Hyde when it comes to cute. In that picture, she’s cute, but on HDTV, she looks worse than Andrea Kremer.

    Knock off ten years and I’d have said yes in a heartbeat.

  2. Yes, and only 0 Long Islands

  3. Yes, three beers.

  4. yeah probably. She makes “bedroom eyes” at the camera when she is reporting.

    a few suggestions for future incarnations of this poll

    Chris McKendry
    Wendy Nix
    Colleen Dominguez

  5. wait a second, NFL Adam WOULD do Michelle Tafoya, but WOULDN’T do Erin Andrews???

  6. coleen dominguez is a pornstar hot!

  7. After 2:00 AM, if not one else is clocking!

  8. Close, but I’ll give it a no.

  9. I’m dry as a desert so I’ll say yes

  10. Yes

    Hey, watch it with the ‘had kid thing’. LOL

  11. Yes! Michelle Tafoya is my idol.

  12. Yes, and 0 long islands. Since she has a kid, you know she puts out. That is definetely a good sign. Also, everybody has to half a 40 something notch on their belt.

  13. Yes. One LIT.

  14. I know I’m late but I’ll say negative

  15. yeah, gimme two drinks and I’m on it

  16. Jorn kon toenet zelfs op de gedachte NEE komen!

  17. yeah I guess so

  18. dude, you’ve got all these espn women, and you haven’t yet done one yet on Colleen Dominguez…what is up with that?

  19. Michelle is hot chick!!! Tafoya is that Native American or Spanish. Either way, that’s hot.

  20. I’m late too, but yes. One man’s smirk is another’s secret smile. Plus, she has a sexy lower register.

  21. You guys are fucking LIARS! You’d hit that like Babe Ruth on steroids! I’d drink her bath water. That’s a STANDING invitation by the way. (grin)

  22. Yes. After 3 JD shots and 4 beers. SHe’s much uglier than the pic on your page, but she has that ‘road whore’ look about her.

  23. Anytime, anywhere…check out those legs!

  24. Yea, Michelle Tafoya is Semi-Cute and let’s face it she’s got to be loaded, so I guess you can say she’s a MILF.

    Now if you’re looking for a real sideline hottie you can’t ignore Miss Colleen Dominguez! I would literally crawl through broken glass just to get the golden opportunity of her sitting on my face.

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