Latrell Sprewell is indirectly feeding his family

A while back, SI mastermind Rick Reilly wrote a column titled, “Getting by On $14.6 Mil” that looked at just how selfish choker (note the dual meaning) Latrell Sprewell is.

Now it seems that Spree will be coughing up enough money to not only feed his family and his babies’ mama, but to probably buy a small country in the South Pacific.

From the wire report:

The mother of four of former NBA star Latrell Sprewell’s children sued him for $200 million Monday, alleging Sprewell broke their long-term cohabitation deal and roughed her up last month in their Westchester County home.

Um, how many children does Spree have? That blockquote there implies more than the four he’s helping feed with this nice chunk of change. Is he like the underground Shawn Kemp? We sorta feel that Kemp liked the idea of everyone knowing that he’s got a kid in every state, in every color, and in every sex. He picks his kids like fucking tennis shoes. Perhaps Spree is like a closet father or somethin’.

But Spree may be giving the Rain Man a run for his money. Maybe Sprewell has many kids and many baby mamas he knocked up — and knocked around, evidently — while on the road.

And for $200 million, shit, we’d take care of Spree’s kids. All of them. Fuck it, we’ll open a whole day care for them. We’ll still call Sprewell a dick-muncher though. Cuz he is. Dick-muncher.

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3 Responses

  1. My heart bleeds for Sprewell. NOT !!

  2. “Reign” Man

  3. Fuck all of you Haters! Your just mad because you can’t get a female let alone multiple females to fuck you without paying for it! All you ass holes who have something negative to say about spree had better get some rest so that you can get up early in the morning and punch that clock at your 9 to five until your 67 years old. While Spree is rich as hell and can do what he wants, when he wants! Make sure you don’t drink all of your haterade at once, the world would not be the same without you!

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