Would you do…Stacey Dales?

Big, big thanks to everybody who played in the comments Monday. There were all sorts of great suggestions and we really appreciate so many different opinions. (We were expecting like six comments, so thanks for your thoughts. Really).

With that, Stacey Dales is the choice. There are a lot of factors that go into picking a “subject” — namely adequate material (usually a Wikipedia page) and enough pictures to choose from. A lot of the suggestions in Monday’s comments didn’t have enough material for us to do an entire post on. (Though the suggestions from Monday will be considered for future posts).

Anyway, Signal to Noise and rstiles, you can arrange your tug-job from NFL Adam whenever you like.

Why we might:

The easy answer: She’s 27. Tight. (Note the dual meaning).

The more in-depth answer: Dales is Canadian, born in Collingwood, Ontario. It’s not like she’s exactly foreign, but she is Canadian. Meaning — yep — notch on the belt.

Lose virginity? Check.
In public? Check.
Threesome? Check.
Black chick? Check.
Back door? Check.
Canadian? Check.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: 34-24-36 Six feet, 155 pounds.

The more in-depth answer: Man, she’ll tear your fucking heart out. If you recall, Stacey, for a brief time, went by Stacey Dales-Schuman. Schuman was her husband. But no more.

If you’re the type who gets attached after sleeping with some one, Dales is not for you. Just when you think things are all sunshine-y — bam! — knife in the back.

The answer: Dales is like a fucking chameleon. Here she looks hot as shit, while here she looks like, “Eh-I’d-nail-her-if-I-hadn’t-gotten-laid-in-two-years-hot.”

It’s tough — she’s cute, but not hot. And we’re not so much into the athletic type, though you might be. For the record, let’s call it four Long Islands (make ’em stiff) and a line of coke.

All right, folks. Your turn to decide if Dales is worth a cheap screw: post a simple “Y” (for yes, “I’d run through that shit”), or “N” (for no, “I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole”) in the comments sections. Add how many Long Islands it would take to convince you (or her) to make the magic happen.

Standings (also found on right sidebar):

Rachel Nichols was 18 “yes” and 3 “no.”
Suzy Kolber was 34 “yes” and 4 “no.”
Melissa Stark was 19 “yes” 0 “no.”
Lisa Salters was 16 “yes” and 12 “no.”
Kit Hoover was 9 “yes” 1 “no.”
Erin Andrews was 40 “yes” and 1 “no.” (The one “no” was from NFL Adam who is being talked to about starring in Brokeback Mountain 2.)
Linda Cohn was 8 “yes and 9 “no.”
Bonnie Bernstein was 22 “yes” and 2 “no.”
Jeanne Zelasko was 7 “yes” and 4 “no.”
Andrea Kremer was 6 “yes” and 8 “no.”
Pam Oliver was 30 “yes” and 6 “no.”
Heather Cox was 7 “yes” and 2 “no.”
Michelle Bonner was 16 “yes” and 4 “no.”
Michelle Tafoya was 10 “yes” and 3 “no.”
Sam Ryan was 14 “yes” and 2 “no.”


48 Responses

  1. Oh, hell yes. Without hesitation. She can leave me broken-hearted for all I care. Being 6’2″ myself, I see no downside to 6′ and 155 lbs.

    Two Long Islands, and they’re both for her.

  2. Thanks for the props….I gotta get my blog going again…been lazy…

    Anyways, no long islands for me…she’s tall and she’s blond — nuff said…she usually looks real good on television anyhow…

    Don’t forget Dana Jacobson or Holly Rowe next time!!

  3. Absolutely, but those are the best photos of her you could find? Come on! If it’s a question of “Would You Do”, then the photos should reflect more hottiness…help us out here!

  4. if she weren’t so damn tall this would be easier. But I know myself and how I get when I drink. Hmmm…. I gotta say about 5 long islands and I’m there.

  5. No.

  6. Y
    Three long islands and a whippet. And a fluffer.

  7. Don’t worry guys, I have two hands and I’m ambidextrous.

  8. Yes………She’s been a favorite of mine for awhile…..Her pictures on the web do her no justice at all. She looks great in the studio all the time. No LI’s for me……..Im 6’3″, a woman with long legs would be perfect.

  9. Yes

  10. 6′ isn’t too tall for me (6’4″ ladies) and she is very cute. I vote for yes.

  11. yes, Stacey would not be a problem.

  12. Anonymous #1,

    the photo posted is an average picture of her — i don’t want a good (or bad) picture to sway people.

    towards the bottom i linked to the best and worst pictures i found of her. Google Images doesn’t have a ton to offer — it’s mainly b-ball photos.

  13. A yes for me…do her panties match her highlighter?

  14. Yes. Totally. Even the “bad” picture of her is pretty good in that innocent, Sears photography studio sort of way.

  15. this just in: sexysportschicks.com is a website that is blocked by the public school district for which I work

  16. That’s gotta be a yes for sure, shes looks especially hot in places she doesn’t belong. Like analyzing Men’s CBB for ESPN.

  17. I would after a few drinks…she’s no Erin Andrews

  18. yup

  19. I don’t have any freaking clue who this is… but yes.

  20. hell yes. without hesitation

  21. why is hieght an issue? (I’m 6’6″, so i really dont care). yes, by the way.

  22. Yes even thought she’d be staring me in the eyes. One long island… just cause I like Long Islands.

  23. As Costanza says, “I’d like to have sex with a really tall woman. A giant.”

  24. For all you ppl who are worried about height…… Hit it from behind. Jeez!

  25. I would wrestler her to the ground and take the beating she would surely give out. I am sure she would be doing me?

  26. she could post me up anytime

  27. definitely

  28. Y!

  29. Hell, yes!!! I bet she tastes like chicken.

  30. Heck Yes I would!

  31. damn right I would.

  32. Hell yes. In a heartbeat.

  33. YYYYY

    Like she owed me money.

  34. Y in a heartbeat! 2 LI’s. That’s one for each of us so we can socialize and add “substance” to our one night stand relationship.

  35. She’s getting hotter with years. Man, this is a lot-o-babe.


  37. It’s my understanding that her recent divorce was due to her lesbian awakening.

  38. Y in a heartbeat…being 6’2 i’d have no problem with her height. no drinks needed.

  39. over and over again

  40. Hell yeah…I’m 6’9 and love tall women. She’d need a f…..plumber and a hot water bag to fix her when I got through with her

  41. Do you guys have anything better to do with your time….your comments are sick

  42. HOW FUCKING SEXIST?! Like you fucking loser are a bunch of fucking supermodels! NONE of these women would give your pitiful asses the time of day. Don’t flatter yourselves! Stacy would need a keg’s worth of Long Island’s to even touch any of you yet alone have sex!
    To think some guy had all the time in the world to put together this bullshit. So, hidious, and unemployed would be such a strong attraction for Stacy Dale. I don’t think so!
    If this was a joke. It was in very bad taste.

  43. Yes, I’ve had a thing for her even when she was Dales-Schumann.

  44. Yes

  45. It seems like the random height posts keep increasing every time.

  46. I dont like tall women,but she is so hot I vote YES!

  47. In A NEW YORK SECOND. !!!

  48. April 12, 2008. Saw her as an analyst for the womens NCAA playoffs.

    Hell yes. She is hot.

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