"Would you do…" Tournament: No. 3 Pam Oliver vs. No. 14 Heather Cox

If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do…” Tournament is all about, read this first).

Oliver won’t be this year’s Iowa, will she?

No. 3 Pam Oliver

Why we might: DSLs (dick sucking lips).
Why we might not: FOX.
Regular season “record”: 31 yes-6 no.

No. 14 Heather Cox:

Why we might: She was an Olympic volleyball player, meaning she must be pretty flexible which leads to creativity in the sack. She also probably has an in with Apolo Ohno other hot athlete babes. Oh, and her last time is Cox. Coxxx.
Why we might not: Heather Cox + sports reporting = verbal diarrhea.
Regular season “record”: 7 yes-2 no.

Fate’s in your hands. Make it happen, folks.

Who would you rather do?
Pam Oliver
Heather Cox
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18 Responses

  1. This is the first one that might actually be close. Do you go badonkadonk or limber athlete? Both good times.

    Have to go with the booty. Pam it is.

  2. Agree with STN, this might be close. But I’m still going with Pam

  3. Let’s see…DSL over flexible athlete who may be a dike…

    DSL wins especially when the DSL has a booty too…

    Pam Oliver!!!

  4. Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere
    Rockin’ everywhere

    ..Yea so Pam Oliver

  5. Damn she has big teeth but who’s looking when she has an booty like that. Oliver wins. Cox wears a hair piece.

  6. Can I pick neither?

  7. Wow, could we see the first upset of the tourney?

  8. Cox may be the worst entry in this tournament. And that’s really saying something. Oliver by default, but she’s roadkill in round two.

  9. thank God for racism or this wouldnt even be close

  10. I look forward to the 4-5 matchup. Also I expect an upset in a potential Suzy kolber-Rachel Nichols matchup

  11. I like redheads but that booty and DSL are to die for!!!!!!

  12. It’s good to see that Cox is not getting blown down the tubes…

    I still say, Kolber is not a shoe in over Zelasko….Kolber is not HOT!!!….and if she does beat Zelasko, that will be the end of the road for her against either Nichol or Ryan

    I am looking forward to all the second round match-ups…

  13. Pam Oliver looks like Barbaro. I’ll take Heather, thank you.

    Also, this year’s Iowa??? *Sob*

  14. lady andrea,

    you’re money! “would you do…” and Barbaro are perhaps our two favorite items here! Combining the two — even just in reference — is pure brilliance!

  15. Pass

  16. pam by a country mile

  17. I just barely went with the upset pick and Heather Cox… either way, I don’t like either of their chances in round 2.

  18. Apolo is certainly a good dancer, but he is also a professional athlete (like Laila) so I would expect them to excel in a physical competition. Also, Joey Fatone is a professional dancer so he has an advantage as well. My personal favorite dance team is Ian and Cheryl. They have so much personality and give each dance 100% effort. Ian is not a professional dancer or athlete, but yet he has all the talent of the rest of them — last week he received six straight “9s” from the judges. I hope he surprises everyone by giving his best performances in the next two weeks and capturing the trophy. If you like Ian and Cheryl, please do your part to vote for them on Monday — vote 4 times for each phone number and 4 times online. If you like Ian and Cheryl, please do your part to vote for them on Monday — vote 4 times for each phone number and 4 times online. Also, Ian has really cool videos on his websites at http://www.IanZiering.com and http://www.MySpace.com/OfficialIZ and there you can sign up to receive his fun email blasts.

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