Colin Cowherd should jump in front of a fucking truck

You’ve heard about this by now. Surely. Sorry to be the like eight millionth blog to chime in on the topic, but those of you who don’t read other sports blogs, you should probably know about this.

Our good friends over at The Big Lead got dicked by ESPN fuckface Colin Cowherd yesterday. Here’s the original take by Deadspin that explains the situation:

Today, upset with something The Big Lead had written about him (or someone, or something, imagined or otherwise), Cowherd told his listeners to unleash a DNS attack on the site. One of the tech people here at Gawker Media tells us: “When someone floods a website with so many fake hits that the servers get overloaded, the site, essentially, goes down. A programmer could write a script to load the website once a second.”

Cowherd, a known plagiarist — he blatantly stole from the stellar M Zone last year — now does this. Really, what propels him do something so fucked up? Just get dumped by his girl? Compensating for having a small wang? Parents forgot his birthday?

The Big Lead was down all day Thursday and, as one of our first stops in the morning, we were pretty distraught not being able to read it; it threw us off all of yesterday.

Cowherd, come for us. Fucking come, asshole. Come both guns blazin’. We’ll make your tiny dick syndrome the least of your concerns.

The Big Lead, we got your back:
Colin Cowherd Has Listeners? (Shoals at The ‘House)
Not only is this wrong, it’s likely illegal (We are the Postmen)
Colin Cowherd can eat a fat dick (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
This Hurts Us More Than It Hurts You, Colin (Deadspin)
Cowherd: Nous Accusons! (EDSBS)
What To Do With Sports Radio Douches? (With Leather)
Fuck Colin Cowherd (Flyers Fieldhouse)
Colin Cowherd: Dead to Me (Just Call me Juice Sports Blog)
Melblog supports The Big Lead/Deadspin (Melblog)
The Words of a Madman (The Feed)
On open discourse: Colin Cowherd (Pacifist Viking)
‘I’m a reacher, not a teacher.’ (Ladies…)
Colin Cowherd Is A Jackass (Our Book of Scrap)
That Wasn’t a Very Nice Thing to Do (One More Dying Quail)
Colin Cowherd is a Sad Little Boy (Yelling Louder)
Colin Cowherd Has No Soul (Sportable)
Colin Cowherd: Proof positive that the worldwide leader is the root of all evil (The Wayne Fontes Experience)
Cowherd The Bot-Herder (Super Dee Duper)
ESPN Willfully Destroys Sports Blogger/Competition (Her Loyal Sons)
Spring football news will have to wait (The House Of Heat)
Cowherd crosses a line (Sports Media Watch)
Colin Cowherd public enemy #1 (Savante’s String)
[Update] Top 10 reasons Colin Cowherd is FANtastic (The Sports Hernia)
[Update] Colin Cowherd Can Eat A Dick (Awful Announcing)
[Update] Supporting my fellow bloggers against Colin Cowturd (Stiles Points)
[Update] Somehow, We Let All The Morons On Radio And TV (Signal to Noise)
[Update] Cowherd takes on the Blogosphere (Cola For the Soul)
[Update] If I Ran…ESPN (If I Ran…)
[Update] Evolution of The Herd (College Game Balls)

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22 Responses

  1. I support you guys too…

    I listen to ESPN radio….I try to listen to Mike and Mike from 6-10….when their show is over, I shutoff the radio because Colin Cowturds comes on next…

    He is a Jim Rome wannabe….

  2. He was busy sucking off Reggie Bush before the draft last year talking about how great he was so I sent him an e-mail telling him he’s a moron because he would say Calhoun was undersized but Bush wasn’t and they weighed the exact same. He was bitchin about my e-mail the rest of the show. Any help you need to fuck with this bitch, let me know.

  3. Yes but Jim Rome is much much much much better than Colin Cowturd.

  4. Bloggers unite! What a dick move.

    And nice Sandler reference, Zach. Did you smell the Play-doh?

  5. can the sports blog community flood his email or call in one after the other just to tell him he’s an asshole?

  6. The one day I’m out…

    The worst part is that not only is the Big Lead down because of the douche, but I’m sure all of us keep logging in to see if the Big Lead is back up.

    We need to figure out a way to get Cowherd. But the best way would probably be for us to stop talking about him.

  7. Fuck him right in the goddamn ear. He’s just another moronic hack they allowed on radio and decided to take an ego trip.

    We let all the morons on radio and TV, I swear.

  8. If this happens again, someone should write to ESPN for either a removal of Cowturd, or complete Removal of ESPN.

  9. yeah, this thing’s kinda like a pandora’s box. we all want to keep talking about and keep checking to see if TBL is back up, but like adam said, it’s probably best not to keep talking about it. we’re fueling the fire.

  10. if a guy can get fired for calling the Giants a bunch of “carribbeans hacking at slop nightly,” then this guy should get fired too.

  11. As if we all needed another reason to dislike Colin Cowherd… what a frickin’ joke this guy is.

  12. Who is Cowherd’s competitor? Maybe bloggers should ban together and completely ignore the Herd all together, and instead throw all of the love to some other guy competing against him in that national time slot.

  13. Here’s my rant about ESPN

    http://www.ssreporters.blogspot.com

  14. I emailed TBL, told him that whatever he wants to get back at this dick, just to name it.

  15. Between all of the bloggers on the ‘net there has to be someone who knows someone on the inside at ESPN who has access to an employee directory, we need to do something like publish his phone number on a blog or something

  16. ifiran.blogspot.com

    this is disgraceful
    as bloggers, we have to band together against this creep

  17. Now Rosie is a dope, she has demonstrated this well, of that there is no longer any doubt, but Bill O’Reilly is strongly hinting that she should lose her job over her saying that the U.S. government planned 9/11. This is very dangerous to a free country, that only those who think inside the box like O’Reilly should have full unabridged free speech rights,

  18. Here’s the ESPN ombud’s column on the Schrutebag.

  19. waa, waa , waa…what a bunch of whiny babies. you guys are all obviously in love with him. how else would you all know he is such a douche? TBL??? are you kidding me? it got flooded cuz all six of you douche michigan fans all go there to cry about your sorry team there! App. state? HA! colin my man, keep preachin’ the truth brotha!!!!

  20. “Cowherd, come for us. Fucking come, asshole. Come both guns blazin’. We’ll make your tiny dick syndrome the least of your concerns.”

    I’m sure Cowherd is tremendously concerned that “THE BIG PICTURE” is calling him out. Why don’t you fellas go spend another 10 hours copying and pasting Cowherd pics and whining how your favorite buddies blog got shut down last year. Maybe 10 years from now the The Herd might hire you fellas on to hold his clipboard and run errands for him.

    P.S. This site’s material BLOWS

  21. Gosh, according to the email I received from him I am the only one who doesn’t appreciate his show. colin cowhair even had the nerve to tell me he had the highest ratings of all radio sports shows. I responded by telling him that the only reason I listen to him is because I don’t have radio reception and have to rely on my computer or I’d never listen to him. Don’t the suits at ESPN recognize what a sleezeball he is?

  22. I find it very interesting how this asshole Cowturd is always talking negatively about ‘Conspiracies'(of all types), that he tries to seamlessly(and he fails) weave into the sports conversation.
    Am I the only one who thinks this guy has an anti-conspiracy agenda. Is he trying to make us feel ashamed of conspiracies? Do you find it weird that ESPN sports radio has a host that even talks about Conspiracies in the sports conversation?

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