Would you do…Amanda Beard?

Why we might:

The easy answer: There’s a reason she’s done FHM.

The more in-depth answer: Talk about a fuck you could brag about.

You always hear about Trophy Wives and the such, but Beard would like actually make a Trophy Wife. She’s won two Olympic gold medals, four silvers and a bronze. You’d get her and her medals. Bonus.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: Two words: Run. Through.

The more in-depth answer: Allow us to elaborate, and by “us,” we naturally mean “Wikipedia“:

Beard is well-known among stockcar racing circles, after dating several of the drivers. Her relationship with Nextel Cup Series driver Carl Edwards ended in April of 2006.

We’d call Beard the town bicycle, but the town fucking stockcar might be more fitting. A girl like this should not be banging hick race car drivers. Un-hick “writers,” with a knack for dirty language, should be her type.

The answer: Tell ya the truth, we don’t find Beard particularly hot. All glitzed up she looks good, but toned down she’s hardly worthy of a double take. You know a girl is fine as hell when she looks good without make-up, and that cannot be said for Beard.

She’s done FHM, is scheduled to appear in Playboy soon, and has a swimmer’s body. Tim Hardaway might not like us if we turn her down. But let’s just say there’s much more excitement for other, lower-profile chicks.

For the record, we’ll call it three Long Islands…for her. She’ll need some liquid courage to make the switch from stockcar drivers to hunky bloggers.

All right, folks. The polls are open (nice new edition, huh?). But don’t shy away from the comments. Let’s find out if you’d get wet with Amanda and if you have what it takes to bag Olympic gold.

Would you do…Amanda Beard?
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20 Responses


    FHM has some good photoshopers on their pay roll.

  2. This is the biggest no brainer….even more so than Erin Andrews…

    Zero LIs…and I will even pay her to do me….

  3. Her grill is pretty fucked up. That said, I’ve been in Mexico City being hounded by dirty prostitutes for the last week. I would fuck a canteloupe at this point.

  4. hell fucking yes.

    this are supposed to make us think. come on.

  5. 32 yes and 8 no votes so far. Interesting, I wouldn’t have guessed that 20% of the readers of this blog are gay.

  6. I was going to say yes until I saw that she’s been passed around by rubes more than a jug with XXX on it. Fuck that. Fuck a man with some class and full sets of teeth. I think this is my first no vote since Andrea Kremer…wow.

    If you’re hot and you voluntarily blow hillbillies, you aren’t hot anymore.

  7. This is the Playboy chick right?….I have to say that I agree with you, she’s not that hot

  8. At least, since she’s a swimmer, we can probably assume she’s shaved.

  9. Girls next door that can go slutty?

    Get ‘er done!

  10. you silly boys should check out Megan Willis from the Texas softball team.

  11. Am I the only one that thinks she is a bit of a butterface? I mean granted her body is nice, but she has a bit of a weird face, no?

  12. weird face my ass. She’s top notch.

  13. Bad news, WCT, we agree.

  14. No. Natalie Coughlin’s the ace looker of U.S. swimming.

  15. Is she incredibly hot? No.

    Is she attractive enough to do? Yes.

  16. Yeah, she is kinda weird looking (sometimes hot, sometimes not). But damn, don’t we all wanna do someone that weird looking?

  17. Good Hell, this broad could eat corn on the cob through a chain-link fence. Are you guys that desperate?

  18. Hell, she let Carl Edwards bang her & obviously he couldn’t keep up.

  19. Definite yes. Damn.. she really has the bedroom eyes

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