Would you do…Michelle Wie?

Why we might:

The easy answer: She’s 17.

The more in-depth answer: Age aside, Wie clearly knows what she’s doing — on the green and in the sack.

Look at that picture. She’s nearly practicing her oral sex techniques right there on the course! Exhibitionist!

She’s dead on too: cup the balls, tongue the shaft. They learn at an early age nowadays.

And in this picture Wie looks like Sun from Lost, only, you know, younger.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: She’s 17.

The more in-depth answer: We bet that fame has gone to Wie’s young head.

C’mon, she was making headlines before she hit puberty. Now she has money, looks (good or bad is your call), and talent that will only improve with time.

That said, can you imagine Wie as a down-to-Earth gal? Not a chance. She’s probably like a sorority girl, who belongs to a country club, and has millions of dollars to her name, not her parents’. (Though we suppose she wouldn’t know much about sororities being 17 and all).

The answer: No. We don’t want to go to prison, thank you very much.

All right, folks. The polls are open (nice new edition, huh?). But don’t shy away from the comments. If you’d do her, you must need some booze in your system (and a good lawyer), so let us know how many Long Islands it’d take to convince you (or her) to get frisky on the 18th.

Would you do…Michelle Wie?
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