Would you do…Michelle Wie?

Why we might:

The easy answer: She’s 17.

The more in-depth answer: Age aside, Wie clearly knows what she’s doing — on the green and in the sack.

Look at that picture. She’s nearly practicing her oral sex techniques right there on the course! Exhibitionist!

She’s dead on too: cup the balls, tongue the shaft. They learn at an early age nowadays.

And in this picture Wie looks like Sun from Lost, only, you know, younger.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: She’s 17.

The more in-depth answer: We bet that fame has gone to Wie’s young head.

C’mon, she was making headlines before she hit puberty. Now she has money, looks (good or bad is your call), and talent that will only improve with time.

That said, can you imagine Wie as a down-to-Earth gal? Not a chance. She’s probably like a sorority girl, who belongs to a country club, and has millions of dollars to her name, not her parents’. (Though we suppose she wouldn’t know much about sororities being 17 and all).

The answer: No. We don’t want to go to prison, thank you very much.

All right, folks. The polls are open (nice new edition, huh?). But don’t shy away from the comments. If you’d do her, you must need some booze in your system (and a good lawyer), so let us know how many Long Islands it’d take to convince you (or her) to get frisky on the 18th.

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24 Responses

  1. Wow…Michelle Wie might not make the cut? I had friends who wanted to bang her when she was 15. But to be fair, it seems like she’s been 15 for the past 10 years.

  2. Alright to be fair, I’m discounting the fact that she’s bait. Since she’s Asian, I’m willing to be she’d let you do whatever you want to her in bed/walmart bathroom. I guarantee if you asked nice enough, you could stick her driver, head first, up in that shit.

    Fuck it, I’m going with yes despite the consequences.

  3. given the nature of my employment, my lawyers have advised me to answer no to this question.

  4. she’s 17, I really shouldn’t be having the thoughts about her that I do. Just in case the police or “Dateline NBC” monitor this blog, I’ll say no.

  5. If she was a robot people would says she has an uncanny valley face.

  6. Is it just me, or is this totally inappropriate? Can we find any pictures of hot 14 year olds?

    For the record, my answer is no, but on her 18th birthday I’d gladly show up at her door with some lube and a handful of Viagra.

  7. No. Even if she were 18, I’d still say no.

  8. Yeah, I’m not touching this.

  9. Ask me again next year…

  10. When are you going to talk about hot guys?

  11. Does the fact that she has “68” on her belt buckle affect any of your votes??

    Because it’s a clear advertisement for “you do me and I’ll owe you one”.

    Give her 3 years and then watch the hell out!!!

  12. She’s what we call a Hasian aka Hot Asian. I’ll be that guy and say yes. I’d hit it. DAMN THE LAW!

  13. MDG, would you care to take a seat?

  14. over 100 people said yes?!?!? sick fucks.

  15. In some states, she’s legal…

  16. Attention boys and girls I’ve decided to create my own footie blog. Seeing as how this is the Big Picture I figure soccer fits into that picture, doesn’t it? So far I’ve only delved into Manchester United news but I will soon make posts encompassing all of the world of football, the beautiful game. Basically it’s just my way of getting out the constant football thoughts and opinions that cloud my head. Hope you guys enjoy it!

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  17. Attention boys and girls I’ve decided to create my own footie blog. Seeing as how this is the Big Picture I figure soccer fits into that picture, doesn’t it? So far I’ve only delved into Manchester United news but I will soon make posts encompassing all of the world of football, the beautiful game. Basically it’s just my way of getting out the constant football thoughts and opinions that cloud my head. Hope you guys enjoy it!

    http://ohahcantona.blogspot.com/

  18. Nope, and age is not the reason.

    I said no to Jeanette, no to Melissa, and no to Michelle. Did you see the way Michelle and her father handled that SI jerk who turned her in for making a bad drop? It was classy and gracious, and for that she earns my utmost respect. (There’s the word again.) All these ladies deserve so much more than me using them as wack-off fantasy fodder.

  19. Er…that respect just went down a few million notches after reading of her ’88’ rule withdrawal. Still wouldn’t do her though, even at legal age. If anything, the Ginny thing makes me want to do her less.

  20. I would do Michele in a heartbeat and I’m female. Her body is so hot and curvy. She seems so ready and it would probably improve her game, which is in a tailspin.

  21. She’s legal now.

    I’ll go with Yes. Michelle Wie is really hot AND tall 🙂

  22. Yes hell I’d do her….she takes that hat off and let’s her hair down. OMG!! Are you f’n kidding me?? Without question!!!

  23. Hell yes.

  24. i would fuck the shit out of her she is so fucking hot

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