SaberCats champs! Destroyers fucking destroyed

To the right is a picture of the current scene in San Jose, Calif. after the San Jose SaberCats brought home the title for the third time in six years. They torched the Columbus Destroyers 55-33 in ArenaBowl XXI in the Big Easy.

If you look real close, you can see us doing some looting and throwing a Molotov cocktail in the direction of a gas station.

SET THE CITY ABLAZE!!!! AAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! (PSYCHOTIC, RIOT-HAPPY LAUGHING).

Man, winning is fucking amazing. Think of the feeling you get after having a threesome with two married chicks. Then multiply it by 10, add 26 and then a happy ending on top. That’s the feeling.

We haven’t been this excited about something since Saturday. Talk about a way to spice up a Monday morning.

It’s a good thing we don’t live all that close to San Jose. After lighting that shit up, it might not be there by this afternoon.

Oh, and Mark Grieb went 24-29 for 218 and four TDs. Some other players did other things.

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4 Responses

  1. It’s always a good day when any team from Columbus, Ohio loses

  2. The Destroyers had better facial hair…and that’s more important than arena football.

  3. I think the game felt closer than the final score indicates, but hell, another championship for the SaberCats. I’m happy =). Now for the Sharks to start winning more than 1 or 2 playoff rounds…

  4. What a huge story!! Oh wait, it’s Arena Football… never mind!

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