The U is a team of ‘butt buddies’

Randy Shannon is the new man leading the troubled Miami football program, and, after just a few months on the job, he’s blogging gold.

From The Miami Herald’s Eye on the U, comes this quote from the first-year head coach:

When asked about Graig Cooper in the spring, Shannon said: “I think Coop did a great job. He brought some excitement to the team. And he’s a calm guy. He’s not an arrogant or flamboyant guy.” It was going well, then coach goofed. “Believe it or not, he and Javarris James are kind of like butt buddies.”

Either Shannon doesn’t fully understand the use of the term “butt buddies” or he openly told reporters that Graig Cooper and Javarris James fuck each other in the ass.

Huge props to overly sexy reader John Boyle for the find. John is the University of Washington beat writer for The Everett (Wash.) Herald. You can find some of his soon-to-be Pulitzer work

Oh, and EDSBS
beat us to this earlier in the week.


One Response

  1. I hope he mispoke!

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