Andy Reid can’t control his kids

Just when you thought the roads were safe in the middle of the afternoon comes this disturbing tidbit:

Britt Reid, 22, of Villanova, failed a sobriety test in a store parking lot around 3:45 p.m. and was given a blood test, Assistant Police Chief Joseph Lawrence of Plymouth Township said.

Britt (ugh, girl’s name?) also struck a shopping cart. Sick. Fuck. Day-drinking has been a hobby of ours for the last, oh, 23 years. It’s pretty fun to get toe-up and then check your watch and realize your hangover’s starting at 4 p.m. But you can’t drive while day-drinking. Self control, man.

Andy Reid’s kids in trouble with the law sounds familiar, no?

Reid is free on bail pending sentencing in the Jan. 30 road-rage case, in which police said he brandished a handgun at another driver. He pleaded guilty last week to gun and drug charges and faces a possible six to 14 months in jail.

Reid’s 24-year-old brother, Garrett, faces at least three days in jail after pleading guilty last month to drug and traffic offenses. Garrett Reid admitted to using heroin the day he ran a red light in Plymouth Township and hit another car.

Andy Reid. Parent of the Year.

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3 Responses

  1. Reid needs to make his son run some gassers

  2. Andy Reid is no Alan Thicke.

  3. Brit Reid “a girl’s name”? How dare you! Brit Reid was the secret identity of The Green Hornet. Green, like the Eagles, get it? His sidekick was Bruce Lee, for Christ’s sake! But why would Andy name his son after a comic book character?

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