Would you do…Brynn Cameron?

Thanks to all who played a few Fridays ago in the good comment thread. There were some fantastic ideas and sexy suggestions.

We went with Cameron here because, well, we thought it was hilarious. That’s pretty much all. Anonymous 9:58 A.m., NFL Adam will give you some hand relief at your convenience.

Why we might:

The easy answer: Leinart’s been there.

The more in-depth answer: We might be alone on this one, but we think that any girl a stud — like Leinart — dates becomes hotter in our eyes. He’s basically affirming that this girl is worthy of him to fuck. So if he’d hit, we’d hit it. See our line of thinking here?

Why we might not:

The easy answer: Leinart’s been there.

The more in-depth answer: This might be callous, but doesn’t Leinart have herpes? If he does, Cameron now must too. And that’s something we’d prefer not to mess with.

Say Cameron is clean — and that’s a big if — she’s still given birth. And we don’t want to get all symbolic with you and say Baby Cole was brought to the world by a white stork. Because he wasn’t. That’s fucking bullshit. Brynn Cameron had a child come out of her koochie. Fuck. Hot dog in a hallway, man.

The answer: She’s hot. Our type too. Blond, blue eyes, good tits. The fact that we could say we pulled the same tail that an NFL quarterback did would also be cool. Though we think we’d need to double bag it, if you know what we mean. So, for the record, let’s call it three Long Islands. And we might have to put it in her butt.

All right, folks. The polls are open (nice new edition, huh?). But don’t shy away from the comments. Does chlamydia scare you? What about Loose Pussy Syndrome? Both are big detractors. But if you hate Leinart, this could be your revenge. Your sticky, icky, X-rated revenge. Let us know how many Long Islands it’d take for you to wreck this home.

Would you do…Brynn Cameron?
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13 Responses

  1. yeah I mean I’d do her. she’s pretty hot I guess and only like an inch taller than me. gimme like 5 LI’s to get over getting Leinart’s sloppy seconds and I’m in.

  2. You hit it right on the head, if she’s good enough for an NFL QB to hit, she’s good enough for a blogger.

  3. I’d put it in back door, give her the fish hook, take a picture of it and send it to ol’ # 7.

  4. Three reasons I would in a second.
    A.) She’s hot
    B.) Child support payments mean I don’t pay for shit. (shit being condoms or booze or Denny’s later)
    C.) If it turns out she becomes my girlfriend (problem I have with girls I bang) we would be unstoppable two on two against other couples. I’ll post up, she’ll hit the jay.

  5. My lovely wife just pointed out that if she does have the herp, they wouldn’t let her give birth vaginally. So she might be contaminated, or she might be stretched out, but probably not both.

  6. I would do her…zero LIS

    She may just be a #1 or #2 overall seed in your next tourney

  7. wait a minute, clappie cooties, screeching backdrop, and a vindictive gold-digger? I take my ‘yes’ vote back!

  8. I think Leinart got the herps after he and Cameron broke up and he was plowing Paris Hilton, but I’m not sure. Still, I’ve always thought this chick was super hot, especially for a basketball player. If she doesn’t need Valtrex I’d definitely nail her stone sober.

  9. I think i’d have to bang her.

  10. Single mother? Pass.

  11. No way.I wouldn’t touch that shit with a stick.

  12. 3 long islands so i dont feel the itching….

  13. I’d hit it but she looks the the prude type. Probably doesnt know what shes doing in bed.

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