Big Picture Categories: brands of vodka

King’s Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there’s ample drinking and sometimes — on a few lucky occasions — hot chicks end up naked. One of the best “games” in King’s Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

Vodka is like the spectrum of hard alcohol. On one end you have the shit that tastes like rubbing alcohol. And on the other it’s the stuff that makes for a perfect Martini. And just about everyone makes vodka. Fuck, if ESPN brands some vodka in the next year, we wouldn’t be the least surprised.

So today’s category is coming up with all of those brands of vodkas. We’ll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. If you don’t abide by the “every five comments” rule, we’ll shove your hand down the fucking garbage disposal. First person to blow it has to play beer pong with cheap vodka as a substitute for beer.

We’ll kick this shindig off with a college favorite: Three-Star Vodka. (Yes, it’s as absolutely terrible as it sounds).

All right, folks. Get crunk in the comments.


21 Responses

  1. Stoli

  2. Fleishman!!

  3. grey goose

  4. absolut (they don’t know how to spell)

  5. In order
    1. Jewel of Russia
    2. Cristal
    3. Stoli Elite
    4. Jean Marc XO
    5. Chopin

    And the best Cheap vodka is Blue Ice

  6. anonymous! this isn’t a listing of your personal favorites! read the damn rules. ONE AT A TIME.

  7. Friis. awesome danish vodka.

  8. smirnoff

  9. Kettle One. Hands down.

  10. Monarch. Only the best.

  11. Skyy.

    Although their rep in Seal Beach is a merkin.

  12. Their rep is a pubic wig? Awesome.

  13. wolfschmidt

  14. Tito’s

  15. Mr. Boston.

  16. aristocrat, the only cheap shit served at college

  17. Popov. You know it’s classy when it comes in a plastic bottle.

  18. three olives

  19. Belvedere

  20. nothing says high-class like Bowmans Virginia Vodka

  21. Jewel of Russia. Hands down favorite when money is no object. Jewel of Russia vodka is seen in the new Indiana Jones Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls! Good stuff.

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