"Would you do… Round 2" Tournament: No. 1 Allison Stokke vs. No. 16 Serena Williams

(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 2” Tournament is all about, read this first).

Here we go, folks. A 16-seed has never taken down a one. Will history be changed forever?

No. 1 Allison Stokke:

Why we might:
She’s legal. Half your age + 7, motherfuckers! So: 23 ÷ 2 = 11½. 11½ + 7 = 18½. We’re gold!
Why we might not: Inexperienced.
Regular season “record”: 97% yes-3% no.

No. 16 Serena Williams:

Why we might: That ass has its own area code.
Why we might not: Did we mention that ass?
Regular season “record”: 51% yes-49% no.

Fate lies in your hands. Who’s moving on?

Who would you rather do?
Allison Stokke
Serena Williams
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20 Responses

  1. who the fuck will vote for some fugly gorilla over one of the hottest bitches on the planet

  2. This is easy. Serena’s got the great Amazon body I’d love to hit most days. But Stokke’s got the tight athletic teen body that reminds me of an 18-year-old Starbucks barrista I used to fuck back when I lived in Santa Monica. She was some awesome pussy. So I got to go with Stokke.

  3. Stokke knows how to work the pole.

  4. this is a joke. I can’t believe anyone would vote for serena

  5. Now JMC, don’t underestimate that Serena Williams body. That ass, those tits and those legs. Ummm. I can see myself tapping that all night long (as if I have that kind of stamina, but I’d try anyway) and enjoying every minute. If Serena was pretty, guys wouldn’t be giving Stokke a second glance; she’s got the body of a woman, not a little girl.

    But at the end of the day, Stokke’s body just evokes too many GOOD memories. And besides, there’s something about teaching a pretty young thing how to fuck that’s just a turn-on. You know that every other dude with whom she fucks will never really compare to you and what you’ve taught her to do. She’s great in the sheets because you helped make her great. Damn. Time to find another PYT.

  6. This may be one of the easiest votes ever!!

  7. I voted for Serena, I don’t care about the backlash.

    She has way too much experience so she should be a good lay.

  8. I like thick women too, but there is a difference between thick and a woman like Serena who is probably growing cheese in those crevasis….

  9. Sevenmack, ok, I see where you’re coming from… but personally my preference is for the petite, thin, athletic body over the curvy volumptuous one.

  10. This will get ugly

  11. And you’re right to have your preference, JMC. What I’m saying is don’t knock it until you try it. And besides, Serena is far more likely to work you over than Stokke simply because Serena is far more muscular. But of course, Stokke’s a lot more fun to corrupt.

  12. In any case, right now it’s a runaway for Stokke, with 93 percent of all votes cast so far.

  13. Serena has to be higher than a 16 seed. But she can’t hang with Stokke. And this is from a guy who would do Serena without a second thought.

  14. all in all, serena’s pretty fly. i’d totally bone her…and Stokke, in that one picture, is a perfect 10. but in those others, she’s a 7 at best.

    i think serena got a bad draw, but i’d bet she’d fuck you way better than the inexperienced stokke.

  15. Agreed, big picture. Agreed.

  16. I’m not calling Stokke a butterface, but it can’t catch up with that body. This is an easy vote, but she is not a final four guarantee.
    This is like when the Huskies were a number 1 seed.

  17. STOKKE… no doubter in round 1.

  18. Serena is built like Chris Benoit, she’s probably smother you with a pillow after sex.

  19. Stokke all the way.Williams has the big assed welfare butt but also has a face like Ernie Shavers.She looks like she should have Bundini Brown smearing Vaseline on her face.I would like the run off a batch of another substance on Stokkes face.

  20. Any reservations I may have about bagging something that young would be overcome by one look at Serena’s caboose. Move her out, with a crane, if need be.

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