"Would you do… Round 2" Tournament: No. 1 Allison Stokke vs. No. 8 Danica Patrick

(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 2” Tournament is all about, read this first).

Stanford. Kentucky. No. 1s don’t have shit on eights.

No. 1 Allison Stokke:

Why we might:
She’s legal. Half your age + 7, motherfuckers! So: 23 ÷ 2 = 11½. 11½ + 7 = 18½. We’re gold!
Why we might not: Inexperienced.
Regular season “record”: 97% yes-3% no.
First round: Defeated Serena Williams 91%-9%.

No. 8 Danica Patrick:

Why we might:
Make-up and airbrushes are wonderful things. Thanks, FHM.
Why we might not: Allow The Hater Nation to put things in perspective: “She looks like a mix between the ‘runaway bride’ and Terri Schiavo.” (Without make-up, yes. Yes she does)..
Regular season “record”: 83% yes-17% no.
First round: Defeated Cat Osterman 64%-36%.

Who’s cutting down the nets?

Who would you rather do?
Allison Stokke
Danica Patrick
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14 Responses

  1. Stokke… no doubt about it.

  2. Allison easily!!!….

    1. She is younger and fresher

    2. Danica probably has had every grease monkey up in her already

  3. Danica is more butch. That’s my vote of course

  4. well, I’m a Danica fan, and this is still an easy choice – Stokke for sure.

  5. Danica. Stokke was a real cunt over the whole With Leather media barrage.

  6. Stokke for sure. Sure she goes to Cal, but that can be forgiven because she’s f-ing hot. Plus with all the internet buzz surrounding her, we’ve all gotta be just a little bit curious.

  7. This is a tough one for me. Stokke’s body reminds me of the 18-year-old barrista I banged back when I was living in Santa Monica. So willing to please and so lovely to fuck. Danica, on the other hand, reminds me of one of my ex-girlfriends: Got that tomboyish thing going on — handy with cars in my ex’s case — but also has that hidden sluttiness typical of many rural Midwestern chicks. Danica would also be a wild and experienced fuck.

    At the end of the day, however, youth beats sluttiness. Stokke it is. A threesome, however, is more preferable.

  8. And by the way, fake Sevenmack (or Matt, which is probably who you are): Go suck a dick and stop using other people’s identities.

  9. Stokke goes to Cal Oh shit, I live in Berkeley… I’m looking her up.

  10. hey, your at ten comments now. a sign of a great post.

    Oh wait, I’m not that guy. Sorry everybody.


  11. Yeah, Kenny knows what’s up.

    No, but seriously, what I love about this blog is that is constantly updated. You could really teach some other bloggers about keeping up throughout the day. I mean 1, sometimes TWO posts a day, amazing.

  12. I would like to make a nomination for the next round of “Would You Do…”. Heather Catlin is one of the host for TBS Hot Corner this postseason and was a volleyball player with UNC as a coed. She is smoking hot and if you don’t believe me, check out this link: http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,120803,00.html

  13. can vault me pole anytime…

  14. Get a blogger ID Sevenmack. It’s don’t cost nothing.

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