Big Picture Categories: NFL players from USC

King’s Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there’s ample drinking and sometimes — on a few lucky occasions — hot chicks end up naked. One of the best “games” in King’s Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

Stanford really beat USC! Ho-ly shit! OMG! AAGGHHH! We don’t want to talk about the magnitude of the upset, so instead, let’s discuss the Trojans and the depth of their storied program by playing a round of Categories.

Today’s category is naming current NFLers who went to SC. O.J. doesn’t count. We’ll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. Whoever messes up first has to babysit Leinart’s kid.

We’ll keep it simple: Matt Leinart.

All right, football fans. Brag about your USC knowledge in the comments…

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20 Responses

  1. Winston Justice, tacjkle for the Philadelphia Eagles.

  2. I’ll keep it simple, too. Reggie Bush.

  3. Troy Polamalu – Steelers

  4. My fantasy stud Carson Palmer, QB, Bungles

  5. What a fucking douchebag.

  6. Gee, how will we get to 10 posts when Matt listed everyone?

    Matt is cool, I want to be like him. Is he the old guy at the YMCA you were talking about that can suck his own dick?

  7. Oh, my bad. I should have known the rules, being the avid “The Big Picture” reader that I am.

    I apologize. Just for that I will give you three more comments so you can reach 10.

  8. Yo yo yo I got a 5 dolla radio

  9. real cool matt. real fucking cool

  10. And here we are, 10. Nice work boys, see you next week when there is a new post.

  11. OK, with Matt’s bullshit outta the way, let’s keep going…

    -Darnell Bing, CB, 49ers (?)

  12. Ghey. Its done. Where is today’s Bracket??????

  13. biggest douche ever?

  14. Would you do will be back tomorrow, chris, with bangalicious honeys

  15. keyshawn johnson – Carolina.

    Oh, wait.

    How ’bout Dwayne Jarret – Carolina

  16. Just cause I know my SC football y’all ain’t gotta be hatin.

    Also, ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!!

    “THE BIG PICTURE” HAS REACHED AN ALL TIME HIGH IN COMMENTS!

  17. Darnell Bing- 49ers
    Reggie Bush- Saints
    Dominique Byrd- Rams
    Matt Cassel-New England Patriots
    Shaun Cody-Detroit Lions
    Keary Colbert-Carolina Panthers
    Justin Fargas-Oakland Raiders
    Dwayne Jarrett-Carolina Panthers
    Winston Justice-Philadelphia Eagles
    Ryan Kalil-Carolina Panthers
    Brian Kelly-Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    David Kirtman-Seattle Seahawks
    Sammy Knight-Jacksonville Jaguars
    Matt Leinart-Arizona Cardinals
    Oscar Lua-New England Patriots
    Deuce Lutui-Arizona Cardinals
    Chris McFoy-Oakland Raiders
    Willie McGinest-Cleveland Browns
    Billy Miller-New Orleans Saints
    Carson Palmer-Cincinnati Bengals
    Mike Patterson-Philadelphia Eagles
    Troy Polamalu-Pittsburgh Steelers
    Ryan Powdrell-Green Bay Packers
    LaJuan Ramsey-Philadelphia Eagles
    Frostee Rucker-Cincinnati Bengals
    Junior Seau-New England Patriots
    Steve Smith-New York Giants
    Lofa Tatupu-Seattle Seahawks
    Kenechi Udeze-Minnesota Vikings
    LenDale White-Tennessee Titans
    Kyle Williams-Seattle Seahawks
    Mike Williams-Oakland Raiders
    Manuel Wright-New York Giants

  18. I wish my blog was popular enough to have haters. Er wait, not really.

    Anyway, LenDale White – Tennessee.

  19. Ur done Twins, YOU LOSE. I already said White. Follow the rules guys.
    “The Big Picture” is a serious blog, updated regularly, that does not tolerate people not following the rules in their post/comment games.

  20. Well, it’s nice to know that this game really can be pointless if you’re not sitting around a table actually taking drinks without the internet right in front of you able to look up answers and just basically kill a post.

    Good work.

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