Morning headlines – Testaverde wins, has ED

Vinny Testaverde is back in the league! And he won!

When Testaverde signed with the Panthers last week, we had a hilarious email string with some of our buddies from home, coming up with the most outrageous headlines possible for a QB who is older than time. So today, fun with Vinny Testaverde…in headline form.

Here are some of the best from said email string. Leave us your best in the comments.

-The British Are Coming! Testaverde Signs With Panthers! One If By Land!

-Columbus finds new world, new quarterback for Panthers

-Testaverde Signs, to Dress in “White” locker room

-Carolina to battle Tampa Sunday with Testaverde, muskets

-Panthers sign Testaverde, league to abandon leather helmet


11 Responses

  1. Panthers Sign Testaverde, Steve Walsh Unavailable.

  2. some of my favorites from the emails:

    -Invention of electricity means Testeverde debut will be played at night

    -Confucius Say, Testaverde Signs With Carolina!

    -Smoke Menthols for Good Health! Testaverde a Panther.

    -Carolina secedes from Union, gets new QB

  3. Testaverde engineers Panthers to victory; Engineers break ground on “skyscraper”

    These are too fun!!!!


  4. Panthers sign Testaverde, Lincoln shot and killed.

  5. Knights called to Round Table, Testaverde called to Carolina.

  6. testaverde signs with panthers, scientists discover third planet.

  7. Testaverde wins, gets portrait done by Da Vinci.

  8. I love this game!!! Ok, a couple more:

    -Testaverde, Union both victorious Sunday in Carolina

    -Testaverde rolls in Panther debut; Wright brothers roll out “airplane”


  9. Carolina sees the light: Testaverde wins, Edison discovers light bulb.

  10. and on the 6th day, god told testeverde to sign with the panthers

  11. Testaverde signed by Panthers, Desert wandering people find promised land

    Egor announces success; remains of Darrell Green, Brett Favre, and George Foreman sewn together into Carolina QB.

    Morten Anderson appalled at league’s lack of age minimum, Testaverde demands new guys be given chance

    Panthers now picking old guys out of the stands to play QB

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