Would you do…??? Round 3

Thanks to all who played during the “Would you do…Round 2” Tourney. It was fun times and a good way to get some action in our pants.

With the finish of one round comes the beginning of another. Yep, it’s time for the next round of prelims in the “Would you do…” series!

New game this time around. We’ve exhausted female sportscasters, athletes are done and pitting the two against each other in a tourney would be great (we still might do that), but the fun of this for us is writing up the initial posts.

Round 3 — thanks to the petitioning of reader JMC — will be all about hot (or not) cheerleaders. You’re thinking that “hot cheerleader” is a bit redundant, but believe it or not, there are some six-Long Islanders out there. You just have to dig a little.

Remember, the best candidates are those tweeners, who, with the right amount of booze, you’d probably do. Or not do. Also, for a post to be created there needs to be three things: 1.) ample info (like in this bio), 2.) a few decent pictures and 3.) some relevance, if possible. Let’s focus mainly on the NFL gals and NBA dancers, but an occasional college girl — like our friend from LA — is good too.

This is your brainstorming post. We’re looking for the next 16 for the second “Would you do…” Tourney. We’ll run the first post on the cheerleaders next week.

Make it happen in the comments.


29 Responses

  1. This has nothing to do with sports, but how about ladies of country music? I think Miranda Lambert is smokin’, but my brother-in-law says she’s trailer-trash and wouldn’t touch her with a 10-foot pole.

  2. How about the 2 Topkats from hottest cheerleader story ever: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0201061tampa1.html

    Or that Louisville cheerleader with the NSFW pics that went up online…

  3. Dr. Smooth, what is this “country music” that you speak of???

    I’m nominating that girl and her 19 year old cheer coach from SW Ohio who have the picture of them topless circling the internets right now.

  4. I’d like to suggest the Arizona State cheerleader who wore her actual uniform in a porno.

  5. threesomes


  6. a goddess…


    Andrea is a rookie from Houston who loves to cook.


    more bio–but who needs it?

  7. Here’s the link to the chick I was thinking of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtney_Simpson

  8. TWINS–two for the price/entry of one–how can you pass on them? And “3 yr veterans” no less…

    Larisa and Marisa
    3rd-year veterans
    Larisa and Marisa are 22-year old twins.


    Larisa and Marisa
    Zodiac sign: Pisces

    Hometown: Baytown, Texas

    Age: 22-year old twins – So, if you think you are seeing double at the Texans’ games, YOU ARE!! Can you tell them apart??

    Occupation: Both are full-time students.

    Career goal: Both are currently pursuing Bachelor of Science degrees in Education. They each plan to attain a Master’s degree and teach secondary mathematics.

  9. people people people

    let’s not forget, that the true spirit of Would you do… is that there’s some thinking and debating involved. Internal struggle. So I say that for every totally hot completely bangable cheerleader you suggest, you also have to suggest a mid-level girl you might do if you’re in a slump and have had a few drinks, and/or a horse faced nasty cheerleader who you can’t imagine how they made the team. we need balance here.

  10. for example, just taking from the ranks of the Warrior Girls…

    I would do Alexis:

    I would probably do Katie but it might take a couple drinks:

    And I would have to be blacked out to do Taliah because she looks like a man:

  11. You’ll need a field of 128 to do this.

    And check out the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders while you’re at it

  12. JMC,
    How about the Raiderette that Larry Fitzgerald knocked up? I don’t remember her being anything to write home about. http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=4229

  13. How about a Would you do… Athlete Wives Edition?

  14. what about that high school chick who got bowled over by the football team? She was from the Seattle-area, I think.

  15. Kevin, not bad. I like the athlete’s wives idea also, although it’ll be a little harder to find the dogs in that group (except Kurt Warner’s wife).

    And the high schooler who got trampled is a great idea.

  16. dont know how my day would even go on without this blog. even though im salt of the earth and most days do not get to hit it up until way after the comments have been posted i cheese out nightly readin the back and forth of the usuals.

  17. I totally agree with you JMC. The fun of this whole thing should be in the choice of whether or not you’d actually sleep with the chick, not just finding pictures of smoking hot cheerleaders. That’s shooting fish in a barrel, and you don’t need a tournament to do that.

    With that in mind, here’s my nomination, Nicole from the Minnesota Vikings:


    Just click through all those pics. She kind of looks like she has the downs, but I don’t discriminate.

    Also, on the subject of the Vikings, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen such a group of collectively unfuckable cheerleaders. They should get some kind of group discount at a rhinoplasty clinic. I don’t think I’d fuck Heather here with someone else’s dick.


  18. Can’t do athletes wive/girlfriends, it’s already been done by Scrap.

  19. It’s good to reinforce the criteria because it was previously lost on me. With that, guys have to come to grips with their standards- while drunk- and dig deeper because I’ve seen way too many no-brainers. Even pro athletes bang pigs when they’re tuned up.

    For most schools north and west of Chicago, the second or third hottest cheerleader on the squad meets the criteria. Those two pigs from the Vikings and jmc’s Taliah are excellent examples of pigs who you might bang in a moment of weakness, but would be pissed to find in your hotel room the next morning.

  20. Sorry. Next time I’ll read the entire post before blindly typing a comment.

  21. My suggestion is that you go back to creating some original content instead of this total mail-in job. You are like a super star who signs a long-term contract than fails to put up those lofty numbers again.

    If nothing else, at least throw in a few F-bombs to make us feel better.

  22. Cheerleaders from the Washington Redskins

    bio = http://www.redskins.com/cheerleaders/profile.jsp?id=455
    pics = http–www.redskins.com-uploads-photos-perm-main-MGNCOMAFNOLP-KatieCheerDWPG.jpg

    bio = http://www.redskins.com/cheerleaders/profile.jsp?id=6522
    pics = http–www.redskins.com-uploads-photos-perm-main-OMIDJMGNDAAE-Redskins-036423leeanne2.jpg

  23. you know the UW huskies poster cheerleader? i think her name’s stacy or heidi or something. she’s shown on TV constantly and is on multiple posters at husky stadium? put her in just to keep a bit of local flavor.

  24. Hey Robinson
    I would both of those Vikings cheerleaders and love every second of it…

    The Vike cheerbitch you should have mentioned was JJ….she looks 55 years old

  25. Thanks for the hilarious Vikings cheerleaders! Certainly some prime candidates, among them: Nikki, Gina, Heather, Krisandra (for the name if nothing else)

    What a group–not to mention those absurd costumes and 80s perms

  26. where’s the next ‘candidate’ ? your electorate can hardly wait

  27. how about Danielle of the Eagles Squad


    I think she’s hot but I think she’d be a debatable one.

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