Big Picture Categories: Pornstars

King’s Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there’s ample drinking and sometimes — on a few lucky occasions — hot chicks end up naked. One of the best “games” in King’s Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

Fuck sports for a day. What have sports ever done for you anyway? It won’t get your rocks off, that’s for sure.

Today’s category then will be naming female pornstars. Since there are hundreds of ’em, start off the comments with the famous ones and your personal favorites. We’ll then work our way down to the barely legal ones who you’d likely catch herpes from just by being in the same room as them. We’ll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. First person to mess up gets to star in “A Few Hard Men.”

We’ll being with a hotty (and former Cowboys cheerleader — see, this is a sports site): Kira Kener.

All right, sports fans. Show off your porn knowledge in the comments.

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70 Responses

  1. My personal favorite: Eve Lawrence

  2. Lets go with the best in my opinion – Jenna Jameson……

  3. I am going to show my age today and go with a lot of 80s and 90s porn stars

    My favorite – Amber Lynn!!

  4. Ah man, I can’t believe someone already said Eve =(. I’ll guess I’ll have to go with the woman that ruined sex for me for like three months, Ava Devine…

    It doesn’t matter what woman you come across on this planet, nobody can hump like her. And god forbid you ever try to get a woman to do some of the stuff she does, she’ll be out of your apartment quicker than you can say “but baby, this dildo is only five and a half inches wide…”

  5. My ATF Ginger Lynn

  6. Ava Vincent

  7. Are you kidding me?
    Is there any other than Brianna Banks????

  8. My favorite, the girl next door (if you have a very hot girl who lives next door), Jennifer Stewart

  9. one of my personal favorites: Taylor Rain

  10. By far, my favorite: Candy Manson. Not real well known yet. Looks like Christina Aguilera with enormous, cartoonish tits.

  11. Brianna Banks and Jenna Jameson? They’re one step away from spanking to a magazine. I like it for the women to have some form of life to them, like Shyla Stylez.

  12. Oh yeah, I’d already posted a pic of her on my site today, if you’re interested in what Candy Manson looks like.
    http://theaceofspades.wordpress.com/2007/11/14/happy-birthday-janine/

  13. Finally a great topic!!! I’m pissed that I missed out on bringing up Eve Lawrence.

    Let’s bring out another favorite, Carmella Bing.

  14. Here is another oldie
    Nina Hartley

  15. Let’s see matt try to get a list of these broads!!!

  16. Jill Kelly

  17. Krystal Steal

  18. Krystal Steal is hot as hell but she is so lifeless… Sometimes I just want to scream at her as she looks so bored while getting it. Watch any film of hers, she does the same thing while getting jammed, she just says “uhhh yea, uhh yea” over and over again in the same tone.

  19. Fair Enough. Nobody likes a dead lay.

  20. Brooke Haven

  21. Amy Reid…fantastic.

  22. Monique Alexander

  23. Chasey Laine

  24. Eva Angelina. No man can deny wanting to blast the glasses…

  25. Candy Evens

  26. Puma Swede

  27. I think I’m going to quit my job and get in the porn business….there gotta be 6 or 7 women here in ohio who would be willing to be in amateaur porns…

  28. Rebeca Linares

  29. Jeanna Fine

  30. Kobe Tai

  31. Jenteal

  32. Stephanie Swift

  33. Karrine Steffans

  34. Jesse Jane. Can’t believe we went through upwards of 30 without anyone taking her.

  35. oh my god Jesse Jane is the best! props to the above poster…

    Anyways:

    Mary Carey

  36. I’ll go with Asia Carrera, if nobody else is taking.

  37. it’s clear nobody here likes porn.

    a newby, but hotty with giant fake cans: Kimberly franklin.

  38. One of my all-time favorites

    Tori Wells

  39. tyler faith

  40. Gianna Michaels

  41. now that the day is over let me throw out two more that I think weren’t mentioned:

    Luna Lane
    Tawny Roberts

  42. Anna Nova

  43. mercedez

  44. sunrise adams — uugghgh, na na na na

  45. Jana Cova

  46. lezley zen

  47. Carmen Luvana

  48. Bree Olson

  49. Gauge

  50. Nikki Dial

  51. Racquel Darrian

  52. Hypathia Lee

  53. Inari Vachs

  54. Here is two of my favorites:

    Jeanette Littledove from the 80’s
    and Lanny Barbie

  55. old school (& RIP) Lisa DeLeeuw

  56. Let’s not forget
    Christy Canyon and her ample talents.

  57. Nicole Sheridan

  58. Raylene

  59. Juliana Kincaid

  60. softcore fav:

    Susan Featherly

  61. August Avila

  62. julia ann

  63. Kaylani Lei

  64. Jill Kelly

  65. Cheyenne Silver

    Yummy!!!

  66. Niki Wylde!

  67. Nice Canadian goodness with Nikki Dial…and who can forget Anastasia Blue getting crushed by numerous blacks on a regular basis…

  68. I’m with G-Money – Amy Reid.

    By the way, (at least before this one) there are 69 comments. Fitting.

  69. How in the hell has Tory Lane not been mentioned? Enthusiastic, hot as hell.

    Sasha Knox, Jenna Presley and Sasha Grey get second nods as well.

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