Would you do…Cavalier Girl Amanda?

Why we might:

The easy answer: The carpet probably matches the drapes.

The more in-depth answer: In her bio, she says her favorite food is peanut butter. And that clearly means one thing: that she likes food in the bedroom.

Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, Hunan Beef…it doesn’t matter. If you can eat it, it’s good for foreplay.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: It’s her fifth season with the Cavs. Over. The. Hill.

The more in-depth answer: She’s a seamstress and says how much she enjoys sewing. Hell, Grandma taught her when she was seven, so how couldn’t she like it?

But sewing, at least to us, is so Grandmotherly. We don’t need some hot cheerleader knitting us a fucking sweater because winter’s just around the corner. What a turn off. She might as well just tell us that she likes to smear feces over herself for fun.

The answer: Big jugs: plus two. Fire crotch: plus four. All-Star cheerleader: plus one. We’ll go “yes” on Cavalier Girl Amanda, but not an emphatic one. She’s cute, but not hot and doesn’t have tons of sex appeal. Let’s say four Long Islands for us and some peanut butter for her.

All right, folks. The polls are open. But don’t shy away from the comments. When was the last time you were with a fire crotch? Word is they bang twice as good…

(Amanda owes our boy Rick from Stiles Points a handjob for the nomination).

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24 Responses

  1. Way to go out on a limb and say you would probably do a cheerleader. It takes guts admitting to that one.

  2. Thanks for the props Zach….and I agree – she should give me at least a hand job!!!!

  3. lacking sex appeal? She’s is hot and in my humble opinion and speaking from experience, fire crotch is tops!!! She’s better than a lot of the athletes, especially the winner, in your most recent contest………Hell yeah!

  4. Ummmmm… I’m going to have to say we will be hard pressed to find someone to vote ‘no’ on any of these cheerleaders. They are cheerleaders, not bull dyke lesbos [read: Bonnie Bernstein, wnba]

    You are really going to have to dig deep to find some chicks that will get ‘no’ votes, but I’m sure they’re out there.

  5. well this one is too easy. Next week I hope we see someone that’s a little more difficult to decide. This chick is hot – 1 long island

  6. I wonder if she can crush a beer can with her cans.

    Way too easy. 68-2 as I type, her grandma and hairdresser dissenting. I wouldn’t have passed this up at the height of my glory days.

    Here’s a rule of thumb: Would you turkey slap her…assuming a high degree of probability that it would get you kicked out of the room, leaving you high and dry.

  7. I don’t kow if anyone else looked at her “tea”-shirt site, but judging by the amount of tea puns, I’m thinking she likes to get tea bagged.

    Yes.

  8. No sex appeal? Have you seen her in a bikini?

    I’ve seen her in person at the games and she is easily a 10.

    Everyone loves Amanda.

  9. I doubt the carpet matches the drapes – she’s got nothing like the skin tone of a real redhead.

    But.

    She’s a redhead by choice. AND big jugs. AND flat belly. AND a cheerleader, so she’s got moves.

    If I didn’t want to fuck this girl, I’d be looking for a jar to keep my useless, necrotized balls in.

  10. Red head = Probably crazy = Definite yes

  11. Hell I’d do her on the Thanksgiving table right in front of everybody!

  12. what is a turkey slap?

  13. this should have been woman of the WNBA.

  14. No sex appeal. You my friend, should change your blog to ‘The Big Fag’.

  15. jugs up! way up!

  16. Sex appeal – hell yes! She has a slight girl next door look and a fabulous body.

  17. Hot, hot, hot! A no vote for her simply means your blind and stupid

  18. what’s a “fire crotch”? do tell…

  19. Misa Campo should be the next one. . .

  20. I think it’s unanimous. We’d all fuck her. But who among you is man enough to let HER fuck YOU?

    (And hey, Zack, when the fuck are you gonna post the next one?)

  21. +4 Cover of swimsuit calendar

    FTR, I’d def let her fuck me

  22. Taking a second look… I’d smash this chick into the headboards long before I’d look twice at Erin Andrews.

  23. So… do you guys think she gives head?

  24. She is still the obvious front runner. Meghan and Candice will battle for the 2 & 3 spots, the rest are far, far below these beauties.

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