Jennie Finch, Lennox Lewis, UFC dude to be on ‘The Apprentice’

If you were wondering what former softball star Jennie Finch and heavyweight champ Lennox Lewis were up to, you now have an answer: they’re going to be reality TV stars!

The 14 celebrities won’t be vying for a job with Donald Trump, as in the previous six “Apprentice” seasons, but instead will compete in business-oriented tasks around New York City to raise money for their favorite charities. The official “Celebrity Apprentice” will win a $250,000 bonus to donate.

Other cast members include country music star Trace Adkins, Olympic gymnastics gold medalist Nadia Comaneci, Playboy Playmate of the Year Tiffany Fallon, Olympic softball gold medalist Jennie Finch, heavyweight boxing champ Lennox Lewis, “America’s Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan and Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz.

That’s great that Finch and Lewis can continue to be in the spotlight. And hell, maybe they’ll be good at business-y stuff.

Finch would be a great sales woman. She could sell ice to an Eskimo. Or sex to a hooker. Yeah. Jennie Finch would be great at selling sex.

And who the fuck is Nadia Comaneci? She’s totally hot. Nobody mentioned her for our little game. Meanwhile, Playboy Playmate of the Year Tiffany Fallon is flawless. Here are some sorta safe for work pictures of her, because looking at that picture of Finch has surely made your pants fit funny.

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7 Responses

  1. Tell me you’re kidding about not knowing who Nadia Comaneci is

  2. yeah come on bros, u gotta know who nadia is. im a hick from the So Dak sticks and i know who she is and we just got cable tv and running water out here in 2003.

  3. They got Lennox Lewis?

    Was Roy Jones Jr. too busy cockfighting to answer the Trump’s call?

  4. You musta been born after 1976 or something if you’re unaware of Ms. Comaneci.

  5. i think no one mentioned her, because she qualifies more for MILF rather than hot athletes. did you look at the dates that she was in the olympics?

  6. guys,

    totally honest about knowing about Nadia.

    And Bruce, I was born after ’76, so that might be my problem.

    no I know. and knowing is half the battle.

  7. That is far and away the best picture of Nadia I have ever seen. You’d be hard-pressed to find any good-looking Romanian broads…and another picture where Nadia looks bangable.

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