Would you do…Titans Girl Erica?

Why we might:

The easy answer: Southern hospitality.

The more in-depth answer: Her hidden talent, according to her bio?

“I can growl like a little tiger!”

And we can make her. This chick is clearly wild…the type who would be down for some role play and S&M. That’s fucking hot. Sorta. We don’t need the whole ball and gag thing, but the idea of it sparks wood.

Maybe we could also play zoo keeper and she could be our tiger. Oooh. Kinky.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: Her face vaguely reminds us of this Salvador Dali painting.

The more in-depth answer: Clearly we’re judging this on never meeting Erica, but we don’t forsee us being able to really have a good conversation with her.

Us: What do you want for dinner?
Her: Chinese.
Us: Cool. We know this good family place.
Her: Actually there’s this small, new place I was thinking of. Heard it was good.
Us: Oh. Ok. What’s it called?
Her: P.F. Changs.
Us: (Domestic violence thoughts).

We just don’t think we’d see eye to eye. She likes vanilla. We like chocolate. She likes hot dogs. We like hamburgers. She likes frontdoor. We like backdoor.

The answer: Erica’s certainly not ugly — really, what NFL cheerleader is? Her body’s tighter than a seven-year old’s asshole and she probably knows how to bump and grind. Not sure how well we’d get along, but then again, if we’re just talking about doing her, what’s that matter? In a bar, with a few drinks, we’d probably be itching to bag her.

So let’s call it two Long Islands and some costumes. That zoo keeper idea is sounding pretty, pretty, pretty good.

All right, folks. The polls are open. But don’t shy away from the comments. Does this Southern Belle feed your fancy. Have at it…


(Big ups to “robinson” for the suggestion. His Vaseline/porn/Kleenex kit is on the way.)

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18 Responses

  1. every girl in this round is extremely bangable with or without the L.I.T’s… and they’re all gonna get between 70-90 percent in favor. So can we hurry up and get to the tournament already???

  2. FUCK YES I would do her!!!

    In fact she is perfect…I don’t want any conversation, I could give a shit what she thinks about global warming, and she could vote for Hillary for all I care

    My main goal would be to have her ride me like Pat Day on a Kentucky Derby winning horse….

    0 Long Islands

  3. Hell yeah, just wrap a towel around her face, imagine she has Jessica’s tits and fuck her like nobody’s business. Then remove towel, dick whip her for being ugly and send her on her way.

  4. The easy answer: Her face vaguely reminds us of this Salvador Dali painting.

    I was thinking she looks more like a flat chested, special ed version of Tori Spelling.

  5. I’m going to make a stand here and say no! It’s really a “yes” with enough qualifiers to make it a functional “no.” I wouldn’t be able to look at her because she is fugly. Lights off, reverse cowgirl, doggy, or the ballgame would have to be on (preferably, the screen would be on the ceiling and there’d be no mirrors in the room, lest I catch a glimpse of that mug).

    I imagine that she THINKS she can growl like a tiger. She has to bring something to the table. For you enterprising souls, I she is probably a freak.

  6. yeah— this is a good one. The Tori Spelling comparison is a good one. I pretty much agree with everyone in that her face leaves a lot to be desired but the body is nice (same for all these cheerleaders). She’s ok. Not nasty, just a little off. Hmmmm. I’d probably need 3-4 LIs. My vote will be yes.

  7. Anyone on here that says they would not do her has a line of shit….

    If we had a chance, eEvery one of us would stick our cocks up in her and love every second of it…That’s a fact!!

  8. Anyone on here that says they would not do her has a line of shit….

    If we had a chance, eEvery one of us would stick our cocks up in her and love every second of it…That’s a fact!!

    Agree and please post a pic of the girl you are currently boning that’s hotter.

  9. Nah.

    She looks like someone who made a cameo appearance on Mama’s Family.

  10. Clearly she has a tight body and would out last anyone of us. But she is not someone that would standout in a crowded bar. I’m gonna say no. Now if you would have put Lindsay, Lindsey, & Lindsey (yes, there are 3 of them)from the Titans cheerleading squad, now that would be a party!

  11. If we had a chance, eEvery one of us would stick our cocks up in her and love every second of it…That’s a fact!!

    Unfortunately, that is how long it is going to last.

  12. You are probably right Adam…

  13. I stand by my “no” vote. I scoured that whole website (slow day at work) and this was the only other picture I can find.

    http://www.titansonline.com/team/cheerleaders/photos/index.php?level=picture&id=267

    That means, whoever is running that site knows that she’s fugly and that was the best(only presentable) picture he could find…and as good as she can look. You couldn’t fall asleep afterwards, or you’d have to be prepared to have to gnaw off your arm.

  14. shit, she looks pretty good in that one, bokolis.

    that ass is awesome!

  15. She looks like an American Gladiator.

  16. Some rhinoplasty wouldn’t hurt her any, but yeah, I’d totally bang this girl.

  17. flohtingpoint for teh win

  18. a horror!

    looks like they airbrushed her five o’clock shadow, out of the pic too!

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