Monday Night Football, without Kornheiser being awkward with some fucking random halftime guest

Photos courtesy of Big Ten Poon and SEC Poon.


There’s a football game tonight. We’d be lying if we said we were excited. Really just wanted an excuse to show those LSU girls again.

Feel free to leave your picks for the game (all LSU, right?), and how many Long Islands you’d need to do the Ohio State girls.

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13 Responses

  1. LSU wins easily. i’d probably do the one on the right

  2. LSU by 6 million or so, give or take a dozen.

    A few drinks, no amount specified, but plenty of protection. I’m talking about a jumbo sized hefty bag I can put over my entire body as those girls look rough around the edges and probably have more miles on them than Ava Devine.

  3. GO TIGERS!!!!!!!

    Kick the FUCK out of Ohio State!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. LSU for sure. And those OSU girls aren’t bad. I’d probably hit it sober.

  5. LSU is the better team but I’m rooting for Ohio State. I ran into Whitney Tressel, daughter of The Sweater Vest, at a party a couple of years ago.

    I declared my PSU allegiance, she said “they’re a good team” then I saw a note on her fridge that said something like “Penn State’s defense has more holes than swiss cheese.”

    We had a heated exchange rife with sexual tension but I had to make a hasty exit after it was discovered my friends stole a bunch of fridge magnets and left chex mix all over her apartment…

  6. Based on the pics provided meaning the outcome of the football game…LSU 450, OSU -21.

    Geaux Tigers!!!

  7. LSU by a mudslide. FOX programming is unwatchable, so you’ll have to tell me all about it.

    This really is a question of how many drinks they need. I’ve never had as easy a time bagging chics from any other state as I have those from Ohio. Back when I was in college, OSU was known as UCLA-East in that regard (this was before the Arizona schools rose to prominence).

    Granted, I didn’t do damage at OSU (my area of operation was western Ohio) I have bagged chics from OSU and, because there are so many of them, you run into them everywhere. As long as you’re not from Michigan, you’re pretty much starting 50-50.

  8. I agree with most of what bokolis says. I would like to see Ohio State win. Fox programming is nearly impossible to watch, but I am going to try.

    What tOSU girls lack in beauty, they make up for with their “willingness to please” attitude. Just mention something like “I bet Michigan girls are better at that.” And they do whatever it takes to prove you wrong.

  9. I don’t like either team, but i hate OSU so my prediction is LSU 27 – OSU 23. After the game I will pretend to be an LSU fan and party with them. Then I will try to bag some LSU babes. Hopefully, like the ones in the photo.

  10. Haha
    as many times as I’ve seen that picture, I never noticed the LSU

  11. LSU needs to demolish OSU so the playoff debate can continue. Plus they have a white runningback. How old school is that?!

    http://applesandmoustaches.blogspot.com/

  12. i’m not gonna front, i’d do them all.

    and Ohio State wins, but I really could care less.

  13. I like Ohio State tonight. And I’d hit those OSU chicks with a slight buzz, like maybe a belt of scotch or two. I don’t drink LIITs.

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