Would you do…Texans twins Larisa and Marisa?

Why we might:

The easy answer: 2 > 1

The more in-depth answer: It’s every man’s dream: twins! Doublemint’s many twins, the Coors twins, Arnold and Danny, Minnesota Twins.

You get the idea. The Doublemint ads had it all right: double your pleasure. We will, thanks.

With Larisa and Marisa, the people are twice as happy, the world is twice as peaceful and sports are twice as fun.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: Larisa and Marisa? Really?

The more in-depth answer: The twins’ interests and hobbies (as listed in this bio) might make you want to shove a lawnmower down your throat.

Favorite CD/CD’s: Larisa’s favorite CD’s are by Christina Aguilera and Shakira. Marisa’s favorite CD’s are by Kenny Chesney and Nelly Furtado.

Fantastic. When they aren’t listening to these top artists, they also like Britney Spears, N’Sync and Hanson.

Favorite restaurant: Larisa’s favorite restaurant is Pappasito’s and Marisa’s favorite restaurant is the Olive Garden.

When you’re at the Olive Garden, you’re family (eating shitty, corporate Italian food).

Favorite ice cream flavor: Larisa’s favorite ice cream is dutch chocolate with Hershey’s syrup. Marisa’s favorite ice cream is homemade vanilla.

Good. Vanilla and chocolate. They also like their ice cream cold and their water wet.

Favorite TV show: Larisa’s favorite TV show is “The Price Is Right.” Marisa’s favorite TV show is “Wheel of Fortune.”

Nothing beats a good game show. They also like original programming like the 5 O’Clock news and Dr. Phil.

The answer: Yeah. We probably would. OK, we totally would. We’d pay. They’re hot enough, they’re young (22!) and there are two of them.

But we do have some reservations about what they’re like under the surface. The cuddling afterwards would be painful conversation. And they don’t have the best bodies (for cheerleaders, anyway). We’ve always wondered, if you have a three-way with twins, do they touch each other? That might be weird.

For the record, let’s call it two Long Islands for us and matching outfits for them.

All right, folks. The polls are open. But don’t shy away from the comments. Twins. Ever had ’em? There’s a first for everything…

(Thanks to Anonymous 9:50 a.m. for the suggestion).

Would you do…Larisa and Marisa?
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21 Responses

  1. I didn’t even have to read Zach’s comments….all I had to do was look at the picture and see TWINS!!!!

    ANYONE, who says no is fucking gay!!!!

  2. Who in God’s name cares if they like Christina, Britney, Olive Garden, or whatever else they wrote….one words equalizes all of that


  3. 20-0 so far. I guess no one really cares what their favorite ice cream is. Shocking.

  4. I got my own twins. One nut for each twins mouth. They’re gonna have share the twig, though.

  5. these two are gonna go a long way in the tournament. I don’t think they’re THAT hot, but like everyone’s saying – TWINS.

    So um…. yeah.

  6. 40-0…twins, basil, twins

  7. I thought this was “Would you do…” not “Would you date…”

    As Seinfeld explained, 90% of the population is undateable. If you start worrying about how shallow most broads are, you’d wind up talking yourself out of a lot of pussy.

  8. Two girls, one dick.

  9. 59-1

    One person here has the gay.

  10. they are twins, yes, but frankly, they’re not very cute. look through the pictures. one has a bit of a belly.

  11. WHAT!?!?!?!?!

    Sir, if you are looking “through the pictures” to notice a “belly”, then you are our gay man

  12. Yes, but I am still amazed at the low tolerance for opinion at this site. People are being called “gay” if they say no – even before any no votes were cast!

  13. folks,

    let’s cut down on the name-calling. it’s offensive to everyone.

  14. No question about this one. Double your pleasure, double your fun. No LI’s.

  15. No question about this. Double your pleasure, double your fun. Now at 105-6. I guess their family voted or dad voted 6 times or something.

  16. I love it when people complain about a site being offensive and want people on or using the site to stop offending them. And by love I mean, it really grinds my gears!!

    If you are on a site and it offends you, leave.

    If you know a site will offend you, don’t go there.

    As far as I know, the Big Picture isn’t getting federal funding or corporate sponsorship to run the site, so the HR PC BS doesn’t apply.

  17. TWINS!!!

    But it looks like someone has a problem with opposing opinions.

  18. before siting the gay, realize that some girls read this site and judge on more than just appearance and a fact of being twins. i forgive zach and adam because to twins their must be something particularly appealing about twin girls…

  19. Twins! Enough said.

  20. Definitely Double Rusty Trombone material;one slathers your balloon knot and the other cranks out a batch from your schlong.

  21. an all-twins final! This pair vs. the “bad twins” busted in b-room!

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