Big Picture Categories: Final Four teams

King’s Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there’s ample drinking and sometimes — on a few lucky occasions — hot chicks end up naked. One of the best “games” in King’s Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

We’re 10 days until March, which is arguably the best sports month of the year. College hoops, baseball, college hoops. Nets will be getting cut down and courts stormed sooner than you think. We’re close to tourney time and we don’t feel we’ve addressed the college game nearly enough around here.

So let’s get in the mood of March Madness with some tournament-related categories. Today’s game is naming every Final Four team in the history of the Big Dance. We’ll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. One — one! — answer per comment, assbags. First person to blow it gets to take a body shot off of Coach K.

We’ll start a great one: George Mason.

Let’s go, tourney fans. Make it happen in the comments.

31 Responses

  1. Penn…

    They went in 1979 and got whooped by Magic Johnson and Michigan State

  2. CCNY,

    Last team to win the NCAA and NIT in the same year…..1951 i think.

  3. A little love for my Wisconsin Badgers, who made it in 2000.

  4. VCU: 2008

  5. Duke 54 or something times those fucks.

  6. Texas Western, ya racists!

  7. Thanks for starting with Mason, my alma mater. Fine institution.

    I guess since GMU’s off the list I’ll go with my first love: Murrrrryland!

    (VCU sucks donkey dick.)

  8. North Carolina Charlotte with Cornbread Maxwell…they lost a 1 point heartbreaker to Marquette

  9. Greatest school in the country, The University of Michigan

  10. my alma mater, Virginia, back in the ralph sampson days

  11. rock chalk jayhawk kkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuuuu

    The Kansas Jayhawks multiple times but how bout with Danny and the Miracles booya

  12. UW 1953 with Bob Houbregs.

  13. ‘Melo and the ‘Cuse

  14. illinois

  15. THE Ohio State University

  16. Villanova…Rollie Massimino bitches!!!

  17. Arizona

  18. indiana as a no. 5 in 2000(?)

  19. 1990 UNLV Runnin’ Rebels…ran train on those sissies from Duke in the final.

  20. Seton Hall baby!!!

  21. has no one said UCLA?! They’ve been there quite a bit.

  22. Notre Dame – Digger took them 1 time

  23. Florida 1994, 2000, 2006, 2007

  24. marquette with d-wade the year ‘cuse won it.

  25. Louisville-2005?
    UCLA-2006, 07
    Ohio State-07,

  26. The Hilltoppers of Western Kentucky (1971)

  27. Kentucky

  28. Oklahoma in 2002

  29. That’s IU as a 5 seed in 2002.

  30. 1991 UNLV Runnin’ Rebels…refs and Stacy Augmon were paid off to, respectively, call 3 phantom fouls on Greg Anthony and douse his hands in motor oil.

    While not the same sissies that got gang-raped the year before, Duke should have lost that game by double digits. The haters- and there were plenty of haters- took down UNLV’s perfect season.

  31. Jimmy V’s N.C. State Squad

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