Would you do…Buccaneers girl Milly?

Why we might:

The easy answer: Nice complexion.

The more in-depth answer: Who doesn’t love an exotic woman? Milly is just that.

This Dominican-born hottie moved to Florida when she was 9 and began dancing and cheerleading in school. She must’ve been a hit with the fifth-graders.

And according to Right Fielders, she’s very involved with charity work, which receives two thumbs (and something else) up from us.

She was also in the SI Swimsuit Edition, so clearly some one there thinks she’s worthwhile.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: Milly? That’s something you’d name a pet worm.

The more in-depth answer: Aggh! She’s engaged. Bullshit. A married woman — no matter how hot — automatically drops three spots in our mind. So if she was a nine, she’d drop to a six. Though a husband is certainly a road block in this little game, it shouldn’t be a complete deterrent.

Also, the SI Swimsuit thing sorta bugs us. We had this impression that she was a good, quiet girl whose self-esteem issues would surely make her stoop to our level. But now she’s on Cloud 9 and it’s all athletes and celebrities for her from here on out. Regular guys don’t stand a chance anymore.

The answer: Eh. We don’t think she’s really hot. Sure she’s got a kickin’ little body, but her face — especially in this photo — looks like it went through the washing machine a few too many times.

For the record, let’s call it four Long Islands for us and a deflated ego for her.

All right, folks. The polls are open. But don’t shy away from the comments. Can this Dominican-born broad get you excited? Like ’em small so you can throw them around? Or does a future husband knock her down a rung? The decision is yours in the polls.

Would you do…Milly?
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18 Responses

  1. I’ve fucked uglier chicks, but if given a choice between her and just about everyone else you’ve listed so far, I’m going to go ahead and chalk up a no.

  2. Someone with a worse percentage then Courtney Simpson – unbelievable – but still a no!

  3. I can’t believe people are voting no on her??????

    She has a nice ass that would be great riding any guy….


  4. I think the no votes are somewhat motivated by ethnicity. You guys don’t know what you’re missing.

    She’s actually quite pretty for a Dominican chic. They usually have the faces (and hips) of a rottweiler. Husbands are no issue, as Dominican chics are THE BIGGEST sluts…with corresponding skills in the sack.

  5. I bet she picks her nose with a shovel.

  6. Uhhhh… No.

  7. While I agree with your assessment of her face, she does have a nice body and I, like flohtingpoint, have nailed uglier chicks…Would I say no to this at closing time – Hell No! Anyone who would rather go home alone and beat off than nail a semi-ugly chick with a hot ass is either a liar, stupid, or a flamer.

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  10. I’d hit it!

    Love those foreign chicks!

  11. I’d do huh just for the head lips alone.She would slurp the knob and tongue the ballbag.Dominicans are little tramps,she would work your schlong over like a chick just getting out of prison after 10 years.

  12. Finally, one that makes you think. I’d go ahead and hit it. 2 LI’s FTW.

  13. Upon further review of the SI pics, 0 LI’s.

  14. I said no. But that’s probably not true. But you know, zach always talks about pants-stirring, and she wasn’t for me.

  15. I cannot believe the voting was this close…with that ass, she could ride me any night while you No voters can stay home and spank your monkey

  16. Do I have to look her in the face?

    I would definitely do her and focus solely on the hips.

  17. nice rack

  18. though call… bangin body but whats with the face! Then again pussy is pussy

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