Torch Run is the best thing ever created

A Friday challenge:

Go play Torch Run. It’ll kill about two hours of productivity today and get you to your weekend that much earlier.

We’ve been playing for three days. We fucking scrape at Torch Run.

If you think you have what it takes, and are prepared to lose, try to beat the score of 115. If you do, pull a screengrab of it, email it to zachls5@gmail.com and you can either have:

1. A guest post to write whatever you like

2. Links to three wonderful porn sites

3. A free subscription to this site

Game on, bitches!

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2 Responses

  1. You probably won’t have to write your own posts for a month. If I could get 130 on my first try at ~6:30 in the morning…I would call you a spazz, but I’m the spazz that can’t send a screen shot.

  2. Can’t you just give us all one of the porn sites out of the kindness of your heart?

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