Colin Cowherd should jump in front of a fucking truck

You’ve heard about this by now. Surely. Sorry to be the like eight millionth blog to chime in on the topic, but those of you who don’t read other sports blogs, you should probably know about this.

Our good friends over at The Big Lead got dicked by ESPN fuckface Colin Cowherd yesterday. Here’s the original take by Deadspin that explains the situation:

Today, upset with something The Big Lead had written about him (or someone, or something, imagined or otherwise), Cowherd told his listeners to unleash a DNS attack on the site. One of the tech people here at Gawker Media tells us: “When someone floods a website with so many fake hits that the servers get overloaded, the site, essentially, goes down. A programmer could write a script to load the website once a second.”

Cowherd, a known plagiarist — he blatantly stole from the stellar M Zone last year — now does this. Really, what propels him do something so fucked up? Just get dumped by his girl? Compensating for having a small wang? Parents forgot his birthday?

The Big Lead was down all day Thursday and, as one of our first stops in the morning, we were pretty distraught not being able to read it; it threw us off all of yesterday.

Cowherd, come for us. Fucking come, asshole. Come both guns blazin’. We’ll make your tiny dick syndrome the least of your concerns.

The Big Lead, we got your back:
Colin Cowherd Has Listeners? (Shoals at The ‘House)
Not only is this wrong, it’s likely illegal (We are the Postmen)
Colin Cowherd can eat a fat dick (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
This Hurts Us More Than It Hurts You, Colin (Deadspin)
Cowherd: Nous Accusons! (EDSBS)
What To Do With Sports Radio Douches? (With Leather)
Fuck Colin Cowherd (Flyers Fieldhouse)
Colin Cowherd: Dead to Me (Just Call me Juice Sports Blog)
Melblog supports The Big Lead/Deadspin (Melblog)
The Words of a Madman (The Feed)
On open discourse: Colin Cowherd (Pacifist Viking)
‘I’m a reacher, not a teacher.’ (Ladies…)
Colin Cowherd Is A Jackass (Our Book of Scrap)
That Wasn’t a Very Nice Thing to Do (One More Dying Quail)
Colin Cowherd is a Sad Little Boy (Yelling Louder)
Colin Cowherd Has No Soul (Sportable)
Colin Cowherd: Proof positive that the worldwide leader is the root of all evil (The Wayne Fontes Experience)
Cowherd The Bot-Herder (Super Dee Duper)
ESPN Willfully Destroys Sports Blogger/Competition (Her Loyal Sons)
Spring football news will have to wait (The House Of Heat)
Cowherd crosses a line (Sports Media Watch)
Colin Cowherd public enemy #1 (Savante’s String)
[Update] Top 10 reasons Colin Cowherd is FANtastic (The Sports Hernia)
[Update] Colin Cowherd Can Eat A Dick (Awful Announcing)
[Update] Supporting my fellow bloggers against Colin Cowturd (Stiles Points)
[Update] Somehow, We Let All The Morons On Radio And TV (Signal to Noise)
[Update] Cowherd takes on the Blogosphere (Cola For the Soul)
[Update] If I Ran…ESPN (If I Ran…)
[Update] Evolution of The Herd (College Game Balls)