Matt Leinart and Tara Reid? Yeah, we’re not surprised either.

It seems it’s that time of the year for the Sundance Film Festival, which, as Matt over at With Leather points out, is time for cocaine and infidelity.

According to Ben Maller, Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart wasn’t babysitting and was rather seen fraternizing with Hollywood slut (we think “slut” would actually be a factual term in this phrase, according to our gossip insiders), Tara Reid.

Maybe Tara Reid should have offered Jared Leto some comfort, but she spent the night trying to flirt with Matt Leinart, even though the Arizona Cardinals quarterback already had two ladies hanging off him. Apparently three’s a party, but four’s a crowd.

And the chance those two ladies hanging off him were Paris Hilton and his baby’s mother Brynn Cameron are slim to none.

Leinart, ever the bachelor, has been rumored to be flirtatious (among other things) with Hilton, Britney Spears and now Reid. Not exactly a bunch to brag about. Hilton is dirtier than a mud pit, Spears has more baggage then Coach, and Reid, well, when we type “Tara Reid and whore” into Google, we got 523,000 results.

Matthew is quite the quarterback and we admire that he stayed in college through his senior year. But if we had the pick of women that he has, um, might choose the ones not with herpes.

In other news: The T-Wolves have fired Dwane Casey for “coaching in the Western Conference.”

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Michael Vick is hiding his weed in a freakin’ water bottle

Sometimes stories are just too inherently funny to try to spice up. This one, involving everybody’s favorite herpes-spreading quarterback Michael Vick, would fall in to that category.

Michael Vick reluctantly surrendered a water bottle to security at Miami International Airport that contained a residue “closely associated with marijuana,” police said Wednesday.

The Atlanta Falcons’ quarterback entered a concourse Wednesday morning at the airport with the 20-ounce bottle. He eventually handed it over and boarded his flight to Atlanta. But his initial reluctance to turn over the bottle aroused suspicion among airport security screeners, a police report said.

The bottle was found to have a hidden compartment that contained “a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana,” the report said. The compartment was hidden by the bottle’s label so that it appeared to be a full bottle of water when held upright, police said.

Really, not much to add to that. Michael Vick was trying to smuggle weed in a fucking water bottle! That’s just awesome! Wonder what Vick had in his carry-on bag. Four-foot bong? Blowup doll? Venomous snakes?

Vick, always good for a laugh, is just furthering his reputation as some one with a bad reputation. It’s ambitious to try to sneak some drugs on a plane; we’ll give him that. But in a water bottle? Make sure it’s at least three ounces. C’mon Mike, aren’t you up to date with the new TSA rules?