Who’s got the edge? Jeter or Mayer


Hot Clicks’ Jimmy Traina sparks very provocative, intelligent debate: who’s dated the hotter women: Jeter or Mayer?

We would probably do all of them. We just thought we’d let you know a little bit about us.

So, the hotter bunch of ladies? Make your case in the comments. Our thoughts will lead things off…
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Oh. You want us to play Fantasy NASCAR. Sure thing! Where do we sign up?

Jump off a bridge? You got it! Sign over our life savings? You betcha! Feed you grapes? Thought you’d never ask.

So, do we like pay you now or something?

(Big ups to Jay Busbee — yes, that Jay Busbee — for the find at From The Marbles).

Who saw that hot chick behind the Hornets’ bench Saturday?

We watched most of the Hornets’ convincing win over the Spurs Saturday and while it was nice to see David West absolutely dominate Tim Duncan, all we could really focus on were the limited shots of that gorgeous woman behind New Orleans’ bench.

Anyone else catch her? She was wearing a yellow halter dress, showing off her 8,000-dollar breasts and rooting hard for the home team.

For you Web sleuths out there, if you can find a photo of her or pull a screen grab of it if you did the TiVo thing, we’ll kindly reward you with a link to your site, porn links or a free subscribtion to this blog. We know we offer a lot.

Get to work. The world is counting on you.

Clearly, our tastes differ

Over the slow weekend — holy hell, were there any good sporting events?!? — we finally got around to compiling the “Would you do…” Round 3 Standings, now conveniently located on the right sidebar.

We’re 10 deep in to the next round and the next tourney should be lining up nicely with the other March Madness.

When putting the standings together, we realized that for how great your comments are and how much we appreciate your votes in the polls, you all are fucking nuts!

Only 4% said no to Cavs Girl Amanda. To an extent we could understand that most readers of a sports blog would happily nail this busty cheerleader. But comparatively, it doesn’t make a ton of sense.

For example, Meghan Vasconcellos, who was carved from an angel, got many more “no” votes than Amanda.

And then there are Texans twins Marisa and Larisa, who, while twins, are perhaps the most homely looking cheerleaders in the history of Texas and cheering. Yet they’re only a hair behind Vasconcellos.

And currently in last place? A fucking pornstar! Nearly half of you guys said you wouldn’t nail ASU’s Courtney Simpson. Unless you’re all concerned about contracting an STD or hotdog-in-a-hallway-syndrome, you gentlemen are all thinking with the wrong head.

If we were ranking the current contestants, we’d go:

1. Meghan Vasconcellos
2. Seagals Heidi
3. Cavs Amanda
4. Carolina lesbians Renee and Angela
5. Suns Amanda
6. ASU Courtney Simpson
7. Vikings Krisandra
8. USC Christine
9. Texans twins Larisa and Marisa
10. Titans Erica

Your turn.

Ines Sainz is a hard-hitting sideline reporter

Meet TV Azteca’s Ines Sainz who is a combination of Cindy Crawford, Jenna Jameson and Michelle Tafoya. She’s a sideline reporter that looks like a mix of supermodel and pornstar and would give Erin Andrews a run for her money.

Why’s she relevant? Because it’s Whack-It Wednesday! No, not really. Well, it is Whack-It Wednesday. But pretty much every day is Whack-It Wednesday even if it’s not Wednesday.

Actually, Terrell Owens got taped talking to her last week.

T.O.: Hey, Ines. I got a scoop for you.
Ines: OK. (Walks over).
T.O.: Once you go black…
Ines: I’ve already been.
T.O.: Oh.
Ines: Yeah.
T.O.: My ankle doesn’t hurt anymore. I’m 100 percent.
Ines: Sure.

(See more whack material at With Leather).

Jennie Finch, Lennox Lewis, UFC dude to be on ‘The Apprentice’

If you were wondering what former softball star Jennie Finch and heavyweight champ Lennox Lewis were up to, you now have an answer: they’re going to be reality TV stars!

The 14 celebrities won’t be vying for a job with Donald Trump, as in the previous six “Apprentice” seasons, but instead will compete in business-oriented tasks around New York City to raise money for their favorite charities. The official “Celebrity Apprentice” will win a $250,000 bonus to donate.

Other cast members include country music star Trace Adkins, Olympic gymnastics gold medalist Nadia Comaneci, Playboy Playmate of the Year Tiffany Fallon, Olympic softball gold medalist Jennie Finch, heavyweight boxing champ Lennox Lewis, “America’s Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan and Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz.

That’s great that Finch and Lewis can continue to be in the spotlight. And hell, maybe they’ll be good at business-y stuff.

Finch would be a great sales woman. She could sell ice to an Eskimo. Or sex to a hooker. Yeah. Jennie Finch would be great at selling sex.

And who the fuck is Nadia Comaneci? She’s totally hot. Nobody mentioned her for our little game. Meanwhile, Playboy Playmate of the Year Tiffany Fallon is flawless. Here are some sorta safe for work pictures of her, because looking at that picture of Finch has surely made your pants fit funny.

Playboy takes a page from our book

Our friends at Playboy (note: Playboy is every man’s friend, but we have actually been in talks with Playboy trying to put together some good stuff for the upcoming Playboy U) clearly read this site and have put together a contest of hot sportscasters. (Link won’t get your fired from work, but conversely will not make you want to rub one out).

Playboy’s contest isn’t as crass as ours and doesn’t suggest that Rachel Nichols is a lesbo, but still, this is our turf.

Anyway, go vote or something. We’ll be pulling for Hazel Mae. We somehow think she knows to cup the balls.

(Reach-arounds for Awful Announcing and With Leather).