Craig Sager is giving sport coats a bad name

No, no, no! You have it all wrong, Craig Sager. Purple does not go with the brown shoes. Nope. All wrong.

Then again, “all wrong,” is a pretty accurate way to describe Sager’s fashion sense and overall demeanor. The man is embarrassing himself and the sport-coat-and-slacks look for men in general. You know it, we know it and Kevin Garnett knows it.

The best word to describe Sager: gimmicky. We fucking hate gimmicks and Sager switching up his blazer like Mr. Rogers and his fucking sweaters has no place in sports.

You can see a wide variety of Sager’s gimmicks here and cringe at every one. It’s not that Sager is even that bad at what he does, which we think is something made only for attractive women. But when he pulls that shit with his wardrobe, he’s begging not to be taken seriously. His shenanigans make him appear more like a circus clown than a reporter.

But maybe in another life Sager was a clown. Or perhaps Ronald McDonald could provide the TNT and TBS audiences with occasional sideline updates.

NBC is probably paying Tiki Barber a lot of money

Hold the fucking phones: Tiki Barber is going to be on TV next season! Whoa!

We’re so shocked by this, Martin Luther King’s ghost could speak to us and tell us that his dream really consisted of two chicks doing it in the front of a bus and we wouldn’t be mildly surprised.

Whoa! Deep breathe. Exhale.

OK, now that we’ve collected ourselves, here are some details that you may or may not care about. Tiki Barber — running back, twin, bald — will work for NBC next season and appear on the “Today” show and do some football shit too.

The football-related thing is expected, but the “Today” show?! Isn’t that with Katie Couric?! OK, so morning talk shows are about as foreign to us as non-malted liquor. Couric is long gone from the show. Our bad. Meredith Vieira is now the host. Along with Matt Lauer. We smell an on-set affair, FYI.

Hey, Al Roker’s on the show too. Maybe he’ll teach Tiki all about tummy-tucks and Gastric Bypass operations.

We’re done with our little “Today” show rant. Bet it’s really pretty neat. We’re just curious what Tiki — a football player after all — will add to it. Though we’re 110% sure the on-air chemistry between Tiki and Roker will be undeniable. Yep. Undeniable