Take your pick: On-field blowup or press conference meltdown?

Maybe we’re comparing apples and oranges, but stay with us here.

By now you’ve surely seen the level-headed manager from the Mississippi Braves who acted completely calm and collected after getting ejected from a game last week. He didn’t even play Make-Believe War. Sane motherfucker.

Anyway, it’s perhaps the best on-field tantrum we’ve ever seen. Who knew the rosin bag had a pin to pull? Who knew?

And then there’s Jim Mora, who, since a November press conference in 2001, has brought joy to sports fans’ lives.

The game’s easy. In the comments, pick your favorite clip: on-field tirade or press conference explosion. The best part about a game like this, there are no losers.