"Would you do… Round 2" Tournament Champion: Allison Stokke


Congratulations to Ms. Stokke. So young, so innocent, so hot.


She beat Cinderella Sasha Cohen in a rout and earned the title of “Would you do Round 2” Champion. She joins elite company in holding that honor.

Stokke came out of nowhere…a fresh-faced teen who happened to be good at the pole vault. But one picture, ugh, vaulted her to Internet fame; fame that carried her to a title.

Congratulations, Allison. You can add another accomplishment to your résumé. (Just don’t tell your dad).

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"Would you do… Round 2" Championship: No. 1 Allison Stokke vs. No. 7 Sasha Cohen

(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 2” Tournament is all about, read this first).

It all boils down to this…

No. 1 Allison Stokke:


Why we might:
She’s legal. Half your age + 7, motherfuckers! So: 23 ÷ 2 = 11½. 11½ + 7 = 18½. We’re gold!
Why we might not: Inexperienced.
Regular season “record”: 97% yes-3% no.
First round: Defeated Serena Williams 91%-9%.
Second round: Defeated Danica Patrick 81%-19%.
Final Four: Defeated Brittany Jackson 70%-30%.

No. 7 Sasha Cohen:


Why we might:
Flexible.
Why we might not: Not great tits.
Regular season “record”: 83% yes-17% no.
First round: Defeated Lauren Jackson 58%-42%.
Second round: Defeated Taryne Mowatt 52%-48%.
Final Four: Defeated Brynn Cameron 54%-46%.

Help make history…

Who would you rather do?
Allison Stokke
Sasha Cohen
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Stokke vs. Cohen for all the marbles

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You guys have voted, and the cult-following for Cohen was enough to push her through to the finals against the heavily-favored top seed.

It’s No. 1 Stokke vs. No. 7 Cohen and the winner gets a night alone with us and some whipped cream.

Really though, one’s a Cal Bear, the other a Jew. Our parents would be juiced either way.

The showdown begins Friday…

"Would you do… Round 2" Tournament: No. 3 Brynn Cameron vs. No. 7 Sasha Cohen

(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 2” Tournament is all about, read this first).

Will the slipper fit Sasha?

No. 3 Brynn Cameron:


Why we might:
Leinart’s been there.
Why we might not: Leinart’s been there.
Regular season “record”: 91% yes-9% no.
First round: Defeated Ice 71%-29%.
Second round: Defeated Jeanette Lee 61%-39%.

No. 7 Sasha Cohen:


Why we might:
Flexible.
Why we might not: Not great tits.
Regular season “record”: 83% yes-17% no.
First round: Defeated Lauren Jackson 58%-42%.
Second round: Defeated Taryne Mowatt 52%-48%.

The winner gets Stokke for a championship.

Who would you rather do?
Brynn Cameron
Sasha Cohen
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"Would you do… Round 2" Tournament: No. 1 Allison Stokke vs. No. 4 Brittany Jackson

(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 2” Tournament is all about, read this first).

Mythical National Championship?

No. 1 Allison Stokke:


Why we might:
She’s legal. Half your age + 7, motherfuckers! So: 23 ÷ 2 = 11½. 11½ + 7 = 18½. We’re gold!
Why we might not: Inexperienced.
Regular season “record”: 97% yes-3% no.
First round: Defeated Serena Williams 91%-9%.
Second round: Defeated Danica Patrick 81%-19%.

No. 4 Brittany Jackson:


Why we might:
Blond hair, blue eyes, tan skin. Do we need to keep going?
Why we might not: She’s possibly a closest lezbo.
Regular season “record”: 89% yes-11% no.
First round: Defeated Candace Parker 87%-13%
Second round: Defeated Amanda Beard 58%-42%.

Let’s dance.

Who would you rather do?
Allison Stokke
Brittany Jackson
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"Would you do… Round 2" Tournament: No. 2 Taryne Mowatt vs. No. 7 Sasha Cohen

(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 2” Tournament is all about, read this first).

Upset alert? Well, when is there gonna be one?

No. 2 Taryne Mowatt:


Why we might:
If you say no, Tim Hardaway might kill you.
Why we might not: Hard to tell from the pics, but up close on TV, her skin sorta resembles the texture of the moon. (Hey, we gotta be picky).
Regular season “record”: 93% yes-7% no.
First round: Defeated Mia Hamm 78%-22%.

No. 7 Sasha Cohen:


Why we might:
Flexible.
Why we might not: Not great tits.
Regular season “record”: 83% yes-17% no.
First round: Defeated Lauren Jackson 58%-42%.

The winner will fill out the Final Four…

Who would you rather do?
Taryne Mowatt
Sasha Cohen
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"Would you do… Round 2" Tournament: No. 3 Brynn Cameron vs. No. 6 Jeanette Lee

(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 2” Tournament is all about, read this first).

You like ’em blond or Asian?

No. 3 Brynn Cameron:


Why we might:
Leinart’s been there.
Why we might not: Leinart’s been there.
Regular season “record”: 91% yes-9% no.
First round: Defeated Ice 71%-29%.

No. 6 Jeanette Lee:


Why we might:
It’s her job to play with a big stick.
Why we might not: The fact that Lee was diagnosed with scoliosis at the age of 13 probably eliminates any chance that she’ll get her tits done.
Regular season “record”: 87% yes-13% no.
First round: Defeated Annika Sorenstam 75%-25%.

You control their fate…

Who would you rather do?
Brynn Cameron
Jeanette Lee
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