Barbara Bush gettin’ it ON

This could be interesting.

Has a New York Ranger captured first daughter Barbara Bush’s heart?

Fans spotted Bush “dancing, drinking beers and cheering on” the team at Madison Square Garden Sunday night – in addition to sporting “two gold rings on her left ring finger.” We’re told Bush “recently became a die-hard Rangers fan and befriended a few of
the players.” We don’t know if her bling was a gift from a player or if her on-again, off-again beau Jay Blount is back in the picture, but a rep for Bush assured us “she is not engaged.”

We didn’t know President B had a daughter, let alone twins. We get the impression they’re mischievauous, do blow and one of them has had an abortion. Wouldn’t that be ironic.

Oh, and let’s call it three Long Islands. In this picture though, make it six.

As for the player, your guess is as good as ours. But we think it’d be funny if it were Jaromir Jagr. We can’t believe he’s still playing.

(Reach-around to Big Ben).


Wayne Gretzky is ‘Takin’ Care of Business’

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Sometimes a gift just falls in your lap. Maybe it’s karma. Maybe it’s because it’s Wednesday. Who really knows?

But that tough-to-see image is Wayne Gretzky’s playlist, courtesy of Coyotes Trax. What is Coyotes Trax? We better let them explain.

With “Coyotes Trax,” you can purchase your favorite Coyotes players’ entire playlist, or individual songs at the iTunes Store ( You can also enjoy a wide range of music including songs which get players pumped in the locker room as well as the music they enjoy away from the rink.

We’re the least bit surprised the Great One listens to Bachman-Turner Overdrive. “Takin’ Care of Business” fucking kills.

Though Gretzky having a Sarah McLachlan song on his playlist definitely threw us for a loop.