Posted on April 8, 2008 by zachls
Chalk up another championship for those fucking Bostonians.
Our favorite from the moment we set eyes on her, sultry Meghan Vasconcellos joins elite company in being crowned a Would you do… champion.
That innocent smile, flowing brown hair and flawless body gave the No. 3 seed a dominating victory over top-seeded Cavs Amanda in the finals. In three Would you do… tournaments, Vasconcellos is the only winner not to be a top seed.
No fluke either. She took out No. 14 Paula Abdul, No. 11 Erica and second-seeded Jaclyn en route to the title.
So here’s to you, Meghan with an H. If you’re ever in the Seattle area, you have a bed to sleep in.
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Posted on April 7, 2008 by zachls
(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 3” Tournament is all about, read this first).
A tale of two Final Four match ups. No. 1 Cavs Amanda survived a huge scare from No. 4. Suns Amanda, beating her by freakin’ two votes of about 250! Holy shit! Closest match up ever! Meanwhile, No. 3 Meghan Vasconcellos destroyed second-seeded Jaclyn. This time they play for the title…
No. 1 Cavs Amanda:
Why we might: The carpet probably matches the drapes.
Why we might not: It’s her fifth season with the Cavs. Over. The. Hill.
Regular season record: 97% yes-3% no.
First round: Defeated Courtney Simpson 73%-27%.
Second round: Defeated Christine 82%-18%.
Final Four: Defeated Suns Amanda 51%-49%.
No. 3 Meghan Vasconcellos:
Why we might: She’s ridiculously hot.
Why we might not: She’s too hot.
Regular season record: 87% yes-13% no.
First round: Defeated Paula Abdul 90%-10%.
Second round: Defeated Erica 96%-4%.
Final Four: Defeated Jaclyn 80%-20%.
And the “Would you do… Round 3” champion is?
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Cavs Amanda |
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Meghan Vasconcellos |
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Posted on April 4, 2008 by zachls
(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 3” Tournament is all about, read this first).
A powerhouse Final Four matchup. But which beauty is more doable?
No. 2 Jaclyn:
Why we might: Heck, she’s a hometown hottie.
Why we might not: Pretty vanilla.
Regular season record: 90% yes-10% no.
First round: Defeated Milly 79%-21%.
Second round: Defeated Larisa and Marisa 56%-44%.
No. 3 Meghan Vasconcellos:
Why we might: She’s ridiculously hot.
Why we might not: She’s too hot.
Regular season record: 87% yes-13% no.
First round: Defeated Paula Abdul 90%-10%.
Second round: Defeated Erica 96%-4%.
You can’t go wrong either way. Blond and petite or brunette and busty? Fuck. Vote for ’em both!
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Jaclyn |
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Meghan Vasconcellos |
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Posted on April 4, 2008 by zachls
(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 3” Tournament is all about, read this first).
Amanda’s going to win. Zing! It’s funny because it’s true!
No. 1 Cavs Amanda:
Why we might: The carpet probably matches the drapes.
Why we might not: It’s her fifth season with the Cavs. Over. The. Hill.
Regular season record: 97% yes-3% no.
First round: Defeated Courtney Simpson 73%-27%.
Second round: Defeated Christine 82%-18%.
No. 4 Suns Amanda:
Why we might: Age: 19.
Why we might not: Age: 19. That’s pushing the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.
Regular season record: 83% yes-17% no.
First round: Defeated Renee and Angela 83%-17%.
Second round: Defeated Candace 72%-28%.
Who gets to play for the title of Would you do… Champion Monday?
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Cavs Amanda |
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Suns Amanda |
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Posted on April 2, 2008 by zachls
(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 3” Tournament is all about, read this first).
The Twins are coming off a rout of No. 7 Katie. Now a second-seeded powerhouse stands in their way. This would be an appropriate time for a Davidson comparison, yes?
No. 2 Jaclyn:
Why we might: Heck, she’s a hometown hottie.
Why we might not: Pretty vanilla.
Regular season record: 90% yes-10% no.
First round: Defeated Milly 79%-21%.
No. 10 Larisa and Marisa:
Why we might: 2 > 1
Why we might not: Larisa and Marisa? Really?
Regular season record: 70% yes-30% no.
First round: Defeated Katie 76%-24%.
Can the momentum carry the Texans beauties to the Final Four or does their luck end at the hands of this Hometown Hottie?
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Jaclyn |
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Larisa and Marisa |
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Posted on April 2, 2008 by zachls
(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 3” Tournament is all about, read this first).
We somehow have the feeling the slipper is like eight sizes too big.
No. 3 Meghan Vasconcellos:
Why we might: She’s ridiculously hot.
Why we might not: She’s too hot.
Regular season record: 87% yes-13% no.
First round: Defeated Paula Abdul 90%-10%.
No. 11 Erica:
Why we might: Southern hospitality.
Why we might not: Her face vaguely reminds us of this Salvador Dali painting.
Regular season record: 68% yes-32% no.
First round: Defeated Krisandra 52%-48%.
Too early for a huge upset? You decide…
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Meghan Vasconcellos |
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Erica |
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Posted on April 1, 2008 by zachls
(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 3” Tournament is all about, read this first).Two fiery redheads…but which one dyes it?!?
No. 4 Suns Amanda:
Why we might: Age: 19.
Why we might not: Age: 19. That’s pushing the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.
Regular season record: 83% yes-17% no.
First round: Defeated Renee and Angela 83%-17%.
No. 5 Candace:
Why we might: Great rack.
Why we might not: Favorite TV shows listed in last season’s bio: So You Think You Can Dance, The Bachelor and Project Runway.
Regular season record: 82% yes-18% no.
First round: Defeated Heidi 72%-28%.
If this one isn’t within 5%, color us surprised…
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Suns Amanda |
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Candace |
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Posted on March 31, 2008 by zachls
(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 3” Tournament is all about, read this first).
Can the Song Girl make this tournament’s first big splash?
No. 1 Cavs Amanda:
Why we might: The carpet probably matches the drapes.
Why we might not: It’s her fifth season with the Cavs. Over. The. Hill.
Regular season record: 97% yes-3% no.
First round: Defeated Courtney Simpson 73%-27%.
No. 9 Christine:
Why we might: She’s a Delta Gamma, known at most American universities as “Dirty Girls.”
Why we might not: Her face, somehow, looks italicized.
Regular season record: 72% yes-28% no.
First round: Defeated Teri Hatcher: 61%-39%.
Does the No. 1 go down prematurely?
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Cavs Amanda |
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Christine |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 by zachls
(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 3” Tournament is all about, read this first).
Hampton, Coppin State, Santa Clara, Richmond…can Milly be the next 15 to pull the huge upset?
No. 2 Jaclyn:
Why we might: Heck, she’s a hometown hottie.
Why we might not: Pretty vanilla.
Regular season record: 90% yes-10% no.
No. 15 Milly:
Why we might: Nice complexion.
Why we might not: Milly? That’s something you’d name a pet worm.
Regular season record: 57% yes-43% no.
Ugh, so what “hometown” is Jaclyn actually from?
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Jaclyn |
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Milly |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 by zachls
(If you don’t know what the hell the “Would you do… Round 3” Tournament is all about, read this first).
Twins. TWINS!!! (But Katie’s hot, too).
No. 7 Katie:
Why we might: Golden State cheerleader. Go Warriors!
Why we might not: Her hair belongs in a wig shop.
Regular season record: 77% yes-23% no.
No. 10 Larisa and Marisa:
Why we might: 2 > 1
Why we might not: Larisa and Marisa? Really?
Regular season record: 70% yes-30% no.
Can the lure of twins lead to this first-round upset? One way to find out…
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Katie |
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Larisa and Marisa |
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