The easy answer: As a pornstar, she knows what’s she’s doing.
The more in-depth answer: Get this: she grew up a devout Mormon! Until she got corrupted by the ASU cheerleading team — as her Wikipedia page points out — she didn’t like caffeine, boys or fun.
But she soon realized she sorta liked boys (and girls) and having fun, and dropped out of school to be a pornstar. (Still not sure if she messes around with caffeine).
She made over 250 movies, so she’s clearly experienced. If that’s not your thing, well, she’s freak-a-licious. She’ll probably let you do anal, and, if you’re in a really fucked up mood, she might let you pee on her. (Like we said, you better be in a really fucked up mood).
Why we might not:
The easy answer: ASU + pornstar = dirtier than Sub-Saharan Africa.
The more in-depth answer: Pornstars serve as great fantasies and outstanding jerk material for most men. But when it comes down to sleeping with one, we think most people would have some reservations.
If she’s made over 250 films, went to Arizona State and is Mormon, her numbers could be in the upper hundreds to thousands. Even if she’s clean (big if), partners in the thousands sounds like a gaping hole you could play a football game in. Hot dog in a hallway, man.
The answer: The temptation is clearly there. Just knowing what she could do with her tongue gets us worked up. But as a pornstar, we’d like for her to pay Dr. 90210 a visit before we meet up. We could talk about all her flaws and our own inhibitions, but c’mon, who are we kidding? Three Long Islands for us. Make it four if she wants us to pee on her.
All right, folks. The polls are open. But don’t shy away from the comments. Ever been with a pornstar? Just think of it as a cheerleader who films herself more often…
(High-fives to Kevin for the idea).
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