What do the days of the week mean? Mon-day. Tues-day. Wednes-day. Thurs-day. Fri-day. Satur-day. Sun-day.
It would make more sense the days were called Workday, Secondworkday, Stillfuckingworkday, Theresnotenoughboozeintheworldforthisday, Almostweekendbutstillworkday, Funday and Restday.
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That dotted line, which signifies a change in thought, looks like the beginning of a hangman game.
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How do you get a 10.0? Tear those motherfuckers down. In football they tear down the goalposts. In basketball, they just come out on the court? Bullshit. Cause some destruction.
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If a candidate suggested changing the name of Thursday to Theresnotenoughboozeintheworldforthisday, said candidate has our vote.
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If I went to the gym with my athletic shorts that don’t have pockets, where do I put my membership card? Where does my iPod go? What if I want to play pocket pool?
Just imagine life with pockets. And a removable back pocket. That would be huge.
The ad slogan: “What if you could? Yeah. What if you could?”
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Kool-Aid used to be good when you were like 5. Absolutely nothing about the spelling of Kool-Aid makes sense.
Though the Kool-Aid man could nail any cartoon character he wanted.
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2. Daphne from Scooby Doo (closet freak)
3. April O’Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
4. Ariel from The Little Mermaid
5. Belle from Beauty and the Beast
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If we read one more thing about Tom Brady’s fucking ankle, we’re going to go all Philip Rivers on someone.
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Bron Bron got the ball at halfcourt, passed Go, collected $200 and hit the game-winner. Would’ve been much tougher had he been forced to go the length of the court.
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Ever consider legally changing your name? We haven’t given it nearly enough thought.
If we could, we’d go with: Bigge Cauck.
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We’re just three days away from Super Bowl Restday! Get excited!
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