Thanks to all who played a few Fridays ago in the good comment thread. There were some fantastic ideas and sexy suggestions.
We went with Cameron here because, well, we thought it was hilarious. That’s pretty much all. Anonymous 9:58 A.m., NFL Adam will give you some hand relief at your convenience.
Why we might:
The easy answer: Leinart’s been there.
The more in-depth answer: We might be alone on this one, but we think that any girl a stud — like Leinart — dates becomes hotter in our eyes. He’s basically affirming that this girl is worthy of him to fuck. So if he’d hit, we’d hit it. See our line of thinking here?
Why we might not:
The easy answer: Leinart’s been there.
The more in-depth answer: This might be callous, but doesn’t Leinart have herpes? If he does, Cameron now must too. And that’s something we’d prefer not to mess with.
Say Cameron is clean — and that’s a big if — she’s still given birth. And we don’t want to get all symbolic with you and say Baby Cole was brought to the world by a white stork. Because he wasn’t. That’s fucking bullshit. Brynn Cameron had a child come out of her koochie. Fuck. Hot dog in a hallway, man.
The answer: She’s hot. Our type too. Blond, blue eyes, good tits. The fact that we could say we pulled the same tail that an NFL quarterback did would also be cool. Though we think we’d need to double bag it, if you know what we mean. So, for the record, let’s call it three Long Islands. And we might have to put it in her butt.
All right, folks. The polls are open (nice new edition, huh?). But don’t shy away from the comments. Does chlamydia scare you? What about Loose Pussy Syndrome? Both are big detractors. But if you hate Leinart, this could be your revenge. Your sticky, icky, X-rated revenge. Let us know how many Long Islands it’d take for you to wreck this home.
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