Would you do Erin Andrews?

Why we might:

The easy answer: Have you seen this woman?! Andrews is ultra-mega hot. Get her in a tight shirt and she’ll give a dude Instant Boner Syndrome (IBS).

The more in-depth answer: Andrews was a member of the Dazzlers — the University of Florida dance team — while “studying” in Gainsville. We like this notion of dancers — they sorta remind us of strippers/hookers which makes Andrew’s fuckability (n. being real fuckable) skyrocket. Are we saying she’s a nympho who we could easily bang if in plain sight of her? Well, yeah, that’s exactly what we’re saying.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: We are very open here about our lack of interest in the NHL. Andrews is part of ESPN’s hockey coverage so she’s probably lost about 60 mph off her vocal speed.

The more in-depth answer: Getting back to this Dazzler thing, we’re more than a little nervous about who she “dazzled” while dancing on the sideline at Gator games. Joakim Noah? Nah, that’s after her time (she graduated in 2000). Danny Wuerffel? Can’t rule that one out (maybe while she was touring the school?), but the guy did win the Heisman, so that’s acceptable. The one we’re really concerned about is this guy. Fine, so this is the guy we’re really concerned about…Mike “I’m a huge hick” Miller. They were there at the same time, and being a pretty decent college player, said gap-toother probably could pull premium tail. Enter Andrews. We have absolutely zero reason to think this other than the fact that they were at UF at the same time and she danced for his team. On second thought, we have every reason to believe it! If they indeed hit it, she might be spoiled/dumb for years.

The answer: The Miller connection is disturbing, but certainly not enough to make this a “no” vote. We’ll make it an emphatic yes on the basis of her looks and dancer skills. This would be a 0 Long Islands nod if it weren’t for the possibility that she’s tainted from her days at UF. Let’s say 3 Long Islands would be needed to make us forget about gap-toothed dickhead.

All right, folks. Your turn to decide if Andrews is worth a cheap screw: post a simple “Y” (for yes, “I’d run through that shit”), or “N” (for no, “I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole”) in the comments sections.

Standings:

• Rachel Nichols was 6 “yes” and 2 “no.”
• Suzy Kolber was 7 “yes” and 2 “no.”
• Melissa Stark was 6 “yes” 0 “no.”
• Lisa Salters was 1 “yes” and 5 “no.
• Kit Hoover was 1 “yes” 1 “no.”